Trailer Park Boys - Liquor and whores

^Gliquor and whores, liquor and whores Cigarettes, ^AmDOPE, and mustard, and bologna G/C/G Liquor and whores

^GI was down,,, drinking at t^Amhe legion When I met a g^Cirl, she was ^Dnice G/C/G She was pretty and pleasing S^Ghe said hey boy, we should do some m^Amarrying And I said ^Csure, but before we ^Ddo G/C/G There’s something you should know

^GThen one night, down at the ^Amlegion She walked ^Cin, I was drunk on ^Dgin Dancin with a lady f^Griend S^Ghe said hey boooooy, you be^Amtter fly the fuck home And I said ^Cno, cause the five lit^Dtle words Could I swore I said to ^Gyou