Trailer Park Boys - Liquor and whores

^GI was down drinking at the legion ^Am When I met a girl, she ^Cwas nice ^D She was pretty and pleasing ^G She said hey boy, we should do some marrying ^Am And I said sure, b^Cut before we do ^D There's something you should k^Gnow

Cigarettes, do^Ampe, and mustard, and baloghina C* Liquor and whores