Song: Maynard's Dick Artist: Tool Album: Salival Tabber: Snailman8 Lyrics taken from Lyricsondemand.com ------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro E5 G5 D5 A5 G5 X2 E G D A G X2 Verse 1

^E It's ^Gall a^Dn open center ^DOpens up^A and let^Gs the win^Ed lift him away

^EIt do^Gesn't^D have to feel water ^DIt's just a ^Aplace ^Gthat feels right with him

Chorus:

^EKinda like^G the wa^Dy you're breathing ^DI kind^Aa like th^Ge way^E you keep looking away

^EWould y^Gou like to glide on, ^GSli^Dde a mile ^Asix i^Gnches at a time on Maynard's

^GDii^Eiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

^GDii^Eiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's ^GDii^Eiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

^GDiiiii^A5iiiiiiick^G

Verse 2

^EThere's^G a shyn^Dess found in reason ^DApprehen^Asive influ^Gence^E swallow away

^EYou seem^G to fe^Del abysmal take it ^Dthen you'^Are carefu^Gl grace for sure

Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion) E G5 D5/E Kinda like the way you're breathing

^D5I kinda^A5 like the ^G5way ^Eyou keep looking away ^EWould y^G5ou like to glide on,

G5 D5/E A5 Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick

^G5Diii^E5iiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

^G5Diii^E5iiiiiiiiick! Maynard's ^G5Diii^E5iiiiiiiii^Gck! Maynard's

^GDiiiii^A5iiiiiiick^G ^A ^G

Bridge

^E5Took you o^G5ut in the back of the toolshed ^E5Put it right^C5 on top of your forehead

E* F#* Took you out in the back of the toolshed G* A* G5** Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's G5** E5** Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5** E5** Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5** E5** Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5** Diiiiiiick! ======================================================= Footnotes *for last 2 lines use: E F# G A -------------- 5---7----8---10 x---x----x---x 2----4---5---7 -------------- -------------- **Those last chords 1 put in myself, cos in the in the song, the solo attacks the B at the 12th, I normaly do that, but if you want, find the higest G5 and E5 Chords and play them, up to you.

Tool - Maynards dick