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E5 D5, E5 D5, [Verse]
E5Some say the D5end is near.E5 D5 E5Some say we'll D5see ArmageddE5on soonD5. I cEmertainly hope D5we will. Em D5 I E5sure could D5use a vaE5cation fD5rom this E5 D5
[Chorus]
EmBull-D5shit tEmhree rD5ing ciEmrcusD5 sidEme-shoD5w of freaEmks Here in this Ghopeless fucking hDole we call LA.A. EmThe only way to Gfix it is to fDlush it all Aaway. EmAny fucking Gtime. ADny fucking Aday. EmLearn to swim,G I'll see you down in ArDizona BAay. E5 D5
[Verse]
E5Fret for your figure and D5Fret for your latte and E5Fret for your lawsuit and D5Fret for your hairpiece and EmFret for your D5Prozac and EmFret for your D5pilot and E5Fret for your D5contract and E5Fret for your D5car.
[Chorus]
It's a Embull-D5shit tEmhree rD5ing ciEmrcusD5 Emside-D5show of fEmreaks Here in this Ghopeless fucking hDole we call LA.A. EmThe only way to Gfix it is to fDlush it all Aaway. EmAny fucking Gtime. ADny fucking Aday. EmLearn to swim,G I'll see you down in ArDizona BAay. Em D
[Verse]
EmSome say a Gcomet will Dfall from theA sky. EmFollowed by Gmeteor Dshowers and Atidal waves. EmFollowed by Gfault lines that Dcannot sit Astill. EmFollowed by Gmillions of Ddumbfounded Adip shits. And Emsome say the D5end is near. Em D5 EmSome say we'll D5see ArmagedEmdon sooD5n. I cEmertainly hope D5we will. Em D5 I Emsure could D5use a vaEmcation fD5rom this E5Stupid D5shit, sE5illy sD5hit, stuE5pid shD5it. EmOne great big Gfestering Dneon disAtraction, EmI've a sugGgestion to kDeep you all Aoccupied.
[Bridge]
EmLearn to swiDm. EmLearn to swiDm. EmLearn to swiDm. EmMum's gonna fix it all Dsoon. EmMum's comin' Ground to put it bDack the way it Emought to Dbe. EmLearn to swim. DLearn to swim.
[Verse]
EmFuck L Ron DHubbard and E5Fuck all his D5clones. EmFuck all these D5gun-toting E5Hip gangster D5wannabes. EmLearn to Dswim. EmLearn to Dswim. E5Fuck retro D5anything. EmFuck your Dtattoos. EmFuck all you Djunkies and E5Fuck your short D5memory. EmLearn to Dswim. EmLearn to Dswim. E5Fuck smiley D5glad-hands EmWith hidden Dagendas. EmFuck these Ddysfunctional, EmInsecure aDctresses. EmLearn to Dswim. EmLearn to Dswim.
[Chorus]
Cause I'm Empraying for rGain D A And I'm prEmaying for tidGal waDves A I wanna seEme the ground Ggive Dway.A I wanna Emwatch it all gDo dowEmn. D Mum, pleaseEm flush it allD awayEm. D I wanna Emsee it go rigDht in and doEmwn. D I wanna Emwatch it go rDight Emin. D Watch you Emflush it all Daway.Em D
[Coda]
Cause it's E5time to bring it D5down again. E5 D5 E5Don't just call me D5pessimist. EmTry and D5read between the liEmnes. D EmI can't imDagine why you Emwouldn't WelDcome any chaEmnge, my frieDnd. Em D I wanna Emsee it all Dcome down. EmBring it doEmwn DSuck it doDwn. EmFlush it doEmwn.