Tommy Tucker - Seven beers with the wrong woman

Last ^Cnight I stepped in a ^Dm7beer joint, where ^G7lonely souls a^Cbide^G7 And ^Cstanding right there be^Dmfore me, A ^Glovely blonde I ^Cspied She ^Dm7seemed to be ^G7smiling right ^Cat me I ^Dm7murmured in her ^G7little pink ^Cear Oh ^Cplease, ma'am, lovely ^Dm7lady Won't you ^G7join me in a ^Cbeer

Seven ^Cbeers with the ^Fwrong ^Cwoman we sat at a table for ^Dm7two. And the ^Dm7first thing I knew she whispered “Honey boy, I could ^G7sure go for ^Cyou”. Then my ^Cheart beat a ^Flittle bit ^Cquicker as I fondled her ^C7sweet little ^Fhand. I ^Fswelled up with ^F7pride but oh ^Cboy, how she ^A7lied, I ^Dmsure was a ^G7foolish young ^Cman. ^G7

Seven ^Cbeers with the ^Fwrong ^Cwoman she asked me to get up and ^Dm7dance. A^Dm7round and around we circled Then I felt for my ^G7dough in my ^Cpants When I ^Casked her if ^Fshe had ^Cseen it, she just smiled up at ^C7me and said “^FNo”. To ^Fthis day, to ^F7me, it’s a ^Cbig myste^A7ry. I ^Dmwonder just ^G7where did it ^Cgo.^G7

Seven ^Cbeers with the ^Fwrong ^Cwoman Her husband walked in after ^Dm7that

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. And as ^Dm7soon as he spied us together, he rushed up and ^G7told me to ^Cscat Then he ^Ctook me by the ^Fseat of my ^Cbritches, and he surely did ^C7jerk up the ^Fslack It was ^Fthen I got ^F7tossed out the ^Cdoor by the ^A7boss And he ^Dmtold me to ^G7never come ^Cback.^G7

Seven ^Cbeers with the ^Fwrong ^Cwoman: It's left me only re^Dm7gret. And I ^Dm7guess she was only foolin’ when she called me her ^G7darling and ^Cpet. Oh, I ^Cwish that the ^FLord had made ^CAdam and had never made ^C7anyone ^Felse. And there’s ^Fone thing I ^F7know, that the ^Cnext place I ^A7go

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I’ll have ^Dm7four^Amteen ^Dm7beers ^G7by my^Cself. ^CAll ^Amby ^G7my ^Cself