Tom Rosenthal - Youll find someone to fart with

^EAll panic no disco ^ELike a bird on a hippo ^G#mNo one ever saw you And that's ^Awhy you flew away-way ^ESmiled at all the strangers ^EA bunch of 'see you laterz' ^G#mHow's your summer? How's your mama? ^ALook at my new pen ^G#mMoves too smooth Then ^G#moves too bumpy ^AWishing it was soft But it ^Efeels too lumpy ^G#mSinging it all out At the ^G#karaoke ^AWishing you were Whitney ^EBut feeling croaky

^EYou prepare for the party ^ECombing your parting ^G#mAnd then you go and realise A (E/G#) Your hair looked better in the rain, rain ^ETwo hundred perfumes ^EAnd the colourful costumes ^G#It's all too much for you But it's too ^Asoon to leave the room

^BYou'll ^Afind ^Esomeone to fart with, ^E/G#someone to fart with ^BYou'll ^Afind ^Esomeone to fart with, ^E/G#fart, fart, fart, fart

^EFind a really cool habitat ^EAnd the truth about fancy hats ^G#mNo one saw the difference A (E/G#) Grab the biscuit and cry ^G#Jenny at the ^Bsupermarket ^Ahates you But it's ^Egood ^G#It's not your fault the ^Bfruit Stickers don't ^Astick as they ^Eshould

^ENot feeling likely ^EFeeling quite unsightly ^G#mPut on your best shirt A (E/G#) For the old man on bus, bus ^EStars are dead but we're alive ^EIn the middle of night ^G#mCome with up with a song And ^Asing it to a frog

^BYou'll ^Afind ^Esomeone to fart with, ^E/G#someone to fart with ^BYou'll ^Afind ^Esomeone to fart with, ^E/G#fart, fart, fart, fart

^EFart^{E/G# A}Somebody to fart with ^BSomebody to fart with ^G#mSomebody to fart with

^EFart^{E/G# A}Somebody to fart with ^BSomebody to fart with ^G#mSomebody to fart ^Ewith ^E(You, you, you, you)

^BYou'll ^Afind ^Esomeone to fart with, ^E/G#someone to fart with ^BYou'll ^Afind ^Esomeone to fart with, ^E/G#fart, fart, fart, fart