Tom Rosenthal - The only good thing about bad bob

He c^Crushes a^Emnts just fo^Dmr fun If you n^Geed a friend he is ^Cnot the ^Fone He ^Ccame and he ^Emsaw and we^Dm fled His^G mere presence will f^Cill us with d^Fread

His^G beginning is our end He's a ^Fterrible blend Of d^Fmisaster and ^Cmalaise If you ^Gask he won't care He finds ^Fjoy in despair He's ^Fmbad in a myriad of ^Cways

If you're ^Ffeeling blue Oh ^AmBob may come to you He don't ^Emcare if you're down or you're ^Flost And if you're ^Ffeeling low Bob'^Ams house is where to go He don't ^Emcare if you weep or you^F sob And that's the only good thing about^C Bad Bob

His ^Cfrown is the^Em size of the^Dm moon And he ^Ghas no heart, no ^Csong, no ^Ftune His ^Csmile has ^Emnever been ^Dmseen He's a ^Gdictionary defi^Cnition of ^Fmean

And he ^Gsays the wrong words And ^Feven the birds Are ^Fmdismayed by his ^Cgaze And he could ^Gscatter a crowd Not even his ^Fmum is that proud He's ^Fbad in a ^Gmyriad of ^Cways

If you've ^Flost your heart Oh ^AmBob is the place to start He don't ^Emcare if you're down or you're ^Flost But if you're ^Ffeeling low Bob's ^Amhouse is a place to go He don't ^Emcare if you weep or you ^Fsob And that's the only good thing about^C Bad Bob