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^C#I'm quite scared of Desmond and^F# he's not scared of me ^C#I don't know what to do I don't^G# know how to be ^C#Shall I extend an olive branch'^F# ,do I make him a cup of tea ' ^C#I don't know ^G#how to ^C#be

^A#mHe searches guns on ^F#the internet ^A#mHe says he has a pyt^F#hon for a pet ^A#mHe says he going to ^F#bring it in from home and ^C#I am going to be ^G#toast

^C#I'm quite scared of Desmond and^F# he's not scared of me ^C#He says he's going to kill my w^G#hole family ^C#He says he's left entire armies^F# lying in his wake and ^C#Now it's me he's go^G#ing to br^C#eak

^A#mHe challenged me to ^F#fight in the yard ^A#mHis weapon of choice was a ^F#Christmas card. ^A#mHe hit me on the leg and he^F# hit my really hard ^C#He said this is just a ^G#start

^F#I said Desmond oh Desmond, can we t^A#malk this one through ^C#I'll give it all up I'll g^F#ive it up for you ^C#You can have my favourite stapler and my ^F#pencil case too ^C#You can have the star wars puzzle tha^F#t you can never ^C#do

^A#mHe says his willy is the s^F#ize of France and ^A#mAgainst him I don't ^F#stand a chance ^A#mThen he gave me the ^F#evilest eye and said ^C#"Wave your legs^G# goodbye"

^F#I said Desmond oh Desmond, can we t^A#malk this one through ^C#I'll give it all up I'll gi^F#ve it up for you ^C#You can have the house and ^F#the car keys too ^C#You can have my football stickers from^F# 199^C#2

^C#I'm quite scared of Desmond I'm^F# quite scared of him ^C#For he readily compare himself ^G#to Joseph Stalin ^C#He says his brother is the size of a^F# large oak tree and ^C#He's going to ^G#set him on ^C#me

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