Tom Lehrer - Whatever became of hubert

^EbWhat-ever became of^Abm Hu-^Bb7bert? Has ^Bb9any-one he^Bb9+5ard a th^Ebing? Once he ^C7-9shone, on his own, Now he ^Fm7sits home alone, and ^Bb7-9waits for the phone to ^Ebring. ^Bb7Once a ^Ebfiery liberal ^Abmspi-r^Bb7it. Ah, but ^Bb9now when he speaks he must^Ebdim clear i^Ebt. Second ^F7fiddle's a hard part, I know. When they ^Bbdon't even ^Cm7give you a ^Bbdimbow. ^Bb7

We ^Ebmust protest ^Ebdimthis t^Bb7reatment, Hubert. says each newspaper ^Ebreader. As ^G7someone ^G7+once ^G7re-m^Cmarked to Schubert, ^Ab"Take us ^Bb9to your ^EbLieder!"^Bb7 What-^Ebever became of you ^AbmHu-ber^Bb7t? We m^Bb9iss you, t^Bb9+5ell us p^Eblease. Are you^C7-9 sad, are you cross, are you ^Fm7gathering moss, ^Bb7-9while you wait for the boss to s^Ebneeze? ^Eb7 Does ^AbLyndon recalling when he was V.P., say "I'll ^Abmdo unto you like they did unto me!"? Do you ^Ebdream about staging a c^Adimoup? ^Bb7Hubert what happened to ^Ebyou? ^{Bb7 Eb}