When ^Fmyou attend a funeral, It is ^C7sad to think that sooner or'l Later ^Fmthose you love will ^Db7do the same for ^C7you. ^Db7 ^C7 And you ^Fmmay have thought it tragic, Not to ^C7mention other adjec- Tives, to ^Fmthink of all the ^G7weeping they will ^C7do. (But don't you worry.)

No more ^Fmashes, no more sackcloth, And an ^Gbarm band made of black cloth Will ^C7some day nevermore adorn a ^Fsleeve. For if the bomb that drops on ^F7you Gets your ^Bbfriends and neighbors ^G7too, There'll be ^C7nobody left behind to ^Fgrieve.

C7 Gm/D Edim F F+ Bb And we will all go together when we go.

What a comforting ^Gmfact that is to ^C7know. Uni^Fversal ber^F7eavement, F+ Bb Gm An inspiring achievement, Yes, ^Bwe will ^C7all go together when we ^Fgo. ^Db7

Gb Gb+ Cb We will all go together when we go.

All suffused with an ^Abmincandescent ^Db7glow. No one will ^Gbhave the en^Gb7durance Gb+ Cb Abm To collect on his insurance, Lloyd's ^Cof ^Db7London will be loaded when they ^Gbgo. ^D7

Oh we will ^Gall fry together when we ^Ffry. We'll be French fried potatoes by and ^Eby. ^Eb ^E There will ^Ebe no more misery When the ^Fworld is our rotisserie, Yes, we will ^B7all fry together when we ^Efry.

Down by the ^Eold ^F#7maels^B7trom, There'll be a storm be^G#7fore the ^C#mcalm. ^C7

Gm/D Edim F F+ Bb And we will all bake together when we bake.

There'll be nobody ^Gmpresent at the ^C7wake. With comp^Flete partici^F7pation F+ Bb Gm In that grand incineration, Near^Bly t^C7hree billion hunks of well-done s^Fteak. ^Db7

Gb Gb+ Cb Oh we will all char together when we char.

And let there be no ^Abmmoaning of the ^Db7bar. Just sing ^Gbout a Te ^Gb7Deum Gb+ Cb Abm When you see that I.C.B.M., And ^Cthe ^Db7party will be come-as-you-^Gbare. ^D7

Oh, we will ^Gall burn together when we ^Fburn. There'll be no need to stand and wait your ^Eturn^Eb. ^E When it's ^Etime for the fallout And Saint ^FPeter calls us all out, We'll just ^B7drop our agendas and adjo^Eurn. ^E7

^AmYou will all go directly to your respective Val^D7hallas. Go dir^Gmectly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred ^C7dollahs.

Gm/D Edim F F+ Bb And we will all go together when we go.

Every Hottentot and e^Gvery Eski^C7mo. When the ^Fair becomes u^F7ranious, We will ^Bball go simul^Gmtaneous. Yes, ^Bwe ^C7all will go together When we ^D7all go together, Yes we ^Gmall will go tog^C7ether when we ^Fgo.

Tom Lehrer - We will all go together when we go