Tom Lehrer - The vatican rag

^G7First you get down on your knees, ^C6Fiddle With your Roseries ^G7Bow your head with great respect and.. ^CGenu-fle^C#dimct, Genu-^Dmflect, Genu-^G9flect!

^G7Do whatever steps you want if ^C6you have cleared them with the po^A7ntiff ^FEverybody ^F#dimsay his own ^CKyrie ^A7Eleison, ^D7Doin' the ^G7Vatican ^CRag.

^G7Get in line in that processional, ^CStep into that small confessi^C#dimonal, ^G7There the guy who's got religion'll ^Ctell you if your sins origina^G7l. ^FIf it is, try playin' it safer, ^FmDrink the wine and chew the wafer. ^F#dimTwo, Four, Six, Eight. ^G7Time to transubstantiate.

^G7So get down on your knees, ^C6Fiddle with your Roseries ^G7Bow your head with great respect and, ^CGenu-f^C#dimlect, Genu-fl^Dmect, Genu-f^G9lect. ^G7Make a cross on your ab-domen, ^C9when in Rome, do like a Roman. ^FAve Maria, ^CGee it's good to ^A7see ya! ^D7Gettin' Ecst^G7atic-an, ^D7sorta drama^G7tic-an ^D7Doin the ^G7Vatican ^CRag!