Tom Lehrer - Smut
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Eb6Smut! EbmGive me Smut and nothing Bbbut! C7A dirty novel I can't Cm7shut,
F7 Bb6 Bdim F7 Bb7
if it's un-cut! and un-subt---------tle.
EbI've never quibbled, Bb7if it was ribald,
I would de-vour, where Ebothers merely nibbled,
As the G7judge remarked the day that he ac-Cmquitted my Aunt Hortense,
To be F7smut, it must be utterly with-Bb7out redeeming social importense.
Eb6Por - Ebmnographic pictures I a-Bbdore.
C7Indecent magazines ga-Cm7lore,
I like them D7more, If they're hard-Gmcore! Bb7
Eb(Spoken): Bring on the obscene movies, Emurals, pFostcards, neckties, F#samplers,
GStained glass Abwindows, tatooAs, anythinBbg! Bb7More, More, I'm still not satisfied.
(Sung)EbStories of tortures, Bb7used by debauchers, lurid , licentious and Ebvile.
Bb7Make me Ebsmile. Bb7 Eb Bb7 EbNovels that pander to Bb7my taste for can-dor,
give me a pleasure suEbblime. (spoken): Let's Bb7face it, I love Ebslime.
Eb7(Sung):All Abbooks can be indecent books though recent books are bolder,
For Ebfilth (I'm glad to say) is in the mind of the be-C7holder.
FmWhen correctly viewed, DbEverything is lewd.
(Spoken): I could F7tell you things about Peter Pan and the Bb7wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!
I Eb6thrillEbm to any book like Fannie BbHill.C7 And I suppose I always Cm7will.
F7If it is swill, and really Bb6fil Bdim- F7thy. Bb7
EbWho needs a hobby, like Bb7tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: re-rEbeading Lady CHatterly.
But G7now they're trying to take it all a-Cmway from us unless we take a F7stand,
and hand in hand we fight for Bb7freedom of the press, In other words,
Eb6Smut! Ebm Like the adventures of a Bbslut.C7 Oh I'm a market they can't Cm7glut.
I don't know F7what, compares with BbSmut. Fm6Hip Hip Hoo-G7ray!
C7 Ebm Bb F#7 G7 G37 A7 B7 Bb
(Spoken): Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!(Sung)Don't let them take it away.