Tom Lehrer - Pollution

^CIf you visit A-^G7merican City, you will find it ^Cvery pretty. ^C7Just two things of which you ^Fmust be-^F#dimware, ^CDon't drink the ^C#dimwater and ^G7don't breathe the ^Cair.

Pol-^Amlution, Pol-^Glution, They got ^Fsmog and sewage and ^Emud, ^FTurn on your ^Ctap, to get ^G7hot and cold running ^Ccrud ^G7

^CSee the Halibuts ^G7And the Sturgeons Being wiped out ^Cby detergeons Fish gotta ^Amswim, and ^Dm7birds gotta ^G7fly. c C#dim G7 C But they don't last long if they try.

Pol-^Amlution, pol-^Glution, You can ^Fuse the latest tooth-^Epaste And ^Fthen rinse your ^Cmouth, with ^G7in-dustrial ^Cwaste.

^CJust go out for a ^G7breath of air, And you'll be ready for ^CMedicare. The ^C7city streets are really ^Fquite a ^F#dimthrill, If the ^Choods don't ^C#dimget you, the mo-^G7noxide ^Cwill.

Pol-^Amlution, pol-^Glution, wear a ^Fgas mask and a ^Eveil. ^FThen you can ^Cbreathe, long as ^G7you don't in-^Chale.

^CLots of things there that ^G7you can drink, But stay away from the ^Ckitchen sink. Throw ^C7out your garbage and I've ^Fgot a ^F#dimhunch. The ^Cfolks downs^C#dimtream will ^G7drink it for ^Clunch.

So ^Amgo to the ^Gcity, see the ^Fcrazy people ^Ethere, Like ^Flambs to the ^Cslaughter,^{F Em Dm C Am} They're ^Fdrink-^Eming ^Dmthe ^Cwa-^Amter And ^Dm7breathing ^G7the ^Cair.