Tom Lehrer - Poisoning pigeons in the park

^CSpring is here,^A7 a-suh-puh-sp^D7ring is he^G7re, L^Cife is ski^A7ttles and ^D7life is^G7 beer ^Dm7I think the l^G7oveliest ti^Cme of the y^G7ear Is the^C spring, I^A7 do, don't ^D7you? Course you ^G7do!

But there^Dm's one thing that ma^G7kes spring com^Cplete for me And make^D7s every Sunday a ^Gtreat for^Gdim me...^G7

All the wor^Cld seems in ^Cmaj7tune on a spring after^Cnoon When we're poisoning pigeons in ^Gdimthe p^G7ark

Every ^DmSunday you'll see ^F#my sw^Feetheart and ^Dm6me As we pois^G7on the pigeons in the ^Cpark

When ^Fmthey see us coming, The birdies all try and hide But they st^D7ill go for peanuts, When co^G7ated with cy-an-hide

The sun's ^Cshining ^Cmaj7bright, Everyt^C6hing seems all r^Cight When we're ^D7poisoning p^G7igeons in the p^Cark

^G7sus4We've gained n^G7otoriety, And ^Cmaj7caused much a^C6nxiety, In the Aud^G7sus4ubon Society^G7 With our ^Cmaj7games They^A7sus4 call it^A7 impiety and ^Dmaj7lack of ^D6propriety, and quite a va^A7riety

of unpleasant na^Dmes But it's ^D7not against any ^Greligion, To w^D7ant to dispose of a pi^G7geon

So, if, Su^Cnday you're^Cmaj7 free, why don't ^C6you come with ^Cme and we'll poison the pigeons in t^Gdimhe pa^G7rk And ^Dmmaybe we'll do ^F#in a ^Fsquirrel or ^Dm6two, while we're p^G7oisoning pigeons in the p^Cark

We'll mur^Fmder them all amid laughter and merriment, E^D7xcept for the few we take h^G7ome to experiment My ^Cpulse will be ^C7quickenin' With^C6 each drop of st^Crychnine

We ^D7feed to a pi^G7geon It ^D7just takes a smidgin! To p^D7oison a ^G7pigeon in the p^Cark