Tom Lehrer - A christmas carol

^FChristmas time is here, by ^D7golly, ^G7Disapproval ^C7would be folly, ^FDeck the ^F7halls with ^Bbhunks of ^Bbmholly, ^FFill the cup and ^G7don't say ^C7"when." ^FKill the turkeys, ducks and ^D7chickens, ^G7Mix the punch, drag ^C7out the dickens, ^FEven ^F7though the ^Bbprospect ^Bbmsickens, ^FBrother, ^Gm7here we ^C7go a-^Fgain.

On Christmas ^F7day you ^Bbcan't get sore, Your fellow ^Bbmman you ^Fmust adore, There's ^Dmtime to ^Db+rob him ^Fall the ^G7more The ^Cother three ^G7hundred and ^C7sixty-four.

Rel-^Fations, sparing no expen^D7se'll ^G7Send some useless ^C7old utensil, ^FOr a ^F7matching ^Bbpen and ^Bbmpencil. SPOKEN - "^Fjust the thing I ^G7need! how ^C7nice!" It ^Fdoesn't matter how sin-^D7cere it ^G7Is, nor how heart-^C7felt the spirit, ^FSenti-^F7ment will ^Bbnot en-^Bbmdear it, ^FWhat's im-^Gm7portant ^C7is the ^Fprice.

^FHark the her-^Cald ^Ftribune si^Cngs, ^FAd-^Amver-^Bbtis-^Gming ^Fwond^Crous ^Fthings. God ^Dmrest ye ^A7merry, ^Dmmerch-^Amants, ^BbMay ^Fyou ^Bbmake ^Athe ^Dmyule-^Gmtide ^Apay. ^FAngels we have ^Gmheard ^C7on ^Fhigh ^FTell ^C7us ^Fto go out ^C7and ^Fbuy!

^C7So ^Flet the raucous sleigh bells ^D7jingle, ^G7Hail our dear old ^C7friend Kris Kringle, ^FDriving his ^C7reindeer a-^D7cross the ^Gmsky. ^D7Don't ^Gmstand underneath when ^C7they fly ^Fby. ^{C7 F}