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Tuning: E A D G B E
Em7* e|----------------| B|----------------| G|--1-1-2-1-------| D|----------------| A|--2-2-2-1-------| E|----------------| [Intro] Em7* Am Dm Em7* Am Dm [Verse] Em7* Am Tell me, have you heard the one
About the Dmprophet with the perfect soul? C E7 The heavenly Ambastard with his own Dmslasher flick-- The greatestC fairytale ever tolGd
Em7Weekly he receives AmA kneeling Dmovation from a sleepy nation C E7 They're swallowing the Amold routine, the Dmholy saltine CAnd backwash from the cup of salvatioGn
[Chorus]
Have you heard the Amlegend sweeping the landF? They're saying Cwe all sprung from some Em7invisible man And when he Amfinished up, he took a little Frest And he's been Cresting ever since I Gguess..
[Bridge] Am Dm C E7 Am Dm C G [Verse] Em7* Am Tell me, have you heard the one
About the Dmyoung man who died for your sinCs? E7 You think hAme would've learned his lesson Not to mess Fwith us And yet theyC say he's gonna come Gagain
Em7* Am He might've hit a ripe old age
If a disciDmple had not failed hiCm E7 Broken, betraAmyed and lost, he lay Dmalone on the cross While the EaCster bunny pounded Gthe nails in..
[Chorus]
Have you heard the Amlegend sweeping the landF? They're saying Cwe all sprung from some Em7invisible man And when he Amfinished up, he took a little Frest And he's been Cresting ever since I Gguess..
[Interlude] Em7* Am Dm Em7* Am Dm [Verse] Em7* Am Tell me, have you heard the one
About the Dmhealer who could resurrect?C E7 They say thatAm when he rose from thDme dead He had a flaCttened head Black boots and two boltGs in his neck Em7* Hokum all ye faithful ThaAmt's the whDmole fable as I was toldC itE7 Honestly I'm Amhalf-way jealous of tDmhe gullible zealots Who believe Cthis unbelievable bGullshit..
[Chorus]
Have you heard the Amlegend sweeping the landF? They're saying Cwe all sprung from some Em7invisible man And when he Amfinished up, he took a little Frest And he's been Cresting ever since I Gguess..
[Interlude] Em7* Am Dm Em7* Am Dm Em7* Am Dm Em7* Am Dm