Todd Snider - Tillamook county jail

I'm ^Csittin' here waiting in the ^GTillamook County ^CJail I'm ^Choping that she's not so mad now that she ^D7doesn't even pay my ^Gbail If ^CI was her, I'm ^C7not so sure, I wouldn't ^Fkeep on moving ^D7down the trail ^CSittin' here waiting in the ^GTillamook County ^CJail Got a ^Clump on my head, and a b^Goot print on my ^Cchest From what the^C guys in here call the Tillamook County l^D7ie detector ^Gtest Well I d^Cid my best but as y^C7ou might-a guessed it's a to^Fugh test not to f^D7ail I'm s^Cittin' here waiting in the ^GTillamook County ^CJail

One ^Fphone call, two ^CTylenol Four ^Fcold grey walls closing ^Cin ^G If I ^Fever do get out on that ^Chighway a^Fgain I aint ^Cever going back to ^GTillamook Count^Cy No, I aint ^Cever going back to ^GTillamook Count^Cy

It^C all started when I had a little ^Gtrouble with a guy on a ^Chighway crew And that lyi^Cng son of gun he told 'em I done some ^D7things that I didn't^G do They came a r^Cunnin' for me down ^C7101, lights f^Flashing on my ^D7tail And now I'm a s^Cittin' here waiting in the ^GTillamook County ^CJail

I'm ^Csittin' here waiting in the ^GTillamook County ^CJail And ^CI'm hoping that she's not so mad now she doesn^D7't even pay my ^Gbail We ^Ccoming down on vacation, gonna le^C7ave on probation Have to se^Fnd all my money through the ^D7mail I'm gonna ^Csend all me money through the ^GTillamook County ^CJail Yes, I'm gonna ^Csend all my money to the ^Gtillamook county ^CJail Hey, I'm gonna ^Csend all my money to the ^Gtillamook county ^CJail