Todd Snider - Ragged old truck

^GEarly this mornin' without any warnin' I ^Ctook a look at mysel^Gf, I^G seen how this married up^G life I been livin' Was ^A7tryin' to choke me to d^Death I ^Glaid on my bed I put a gun to my head And I ^Cjust about ended it al^Gl But I ^Ccome to my senses just^G before I g^Emot killed And I ^Cblowed me some ^Dholes in the ^Gwall

I'm ^Gthinkin' 'bout crankin' my ragged old truck up And ^Chaulin' my ass into ^Gtown I'm^G thinkin' 'bout raisin' so much d^Emoggone much hell That I'd h^A7ave die just to live it a^Dll down ^GIt's my life and there ain't no wife^C gonna tell me I can't have some fu^Gn So bef^Core that old heffer g^Gets back in from Wa^Emco You can b^Cet your sweet a^Dss I'll be ^Ggone,

I'^Gm a honky tonk man in a honky tonk band With a ^Chonky tonk girl on my ^Garm I ma^Gy be as ugly as an ol^Gd mud-rail fence But I'm l^A7oaded with hillbilly char^Dm, ^GIt's my life and there ain't no wife^C gonna tell me I can't have some fu^Gn So bef^Core that old heffer g^Gets back in from Wa^Emco You can b^Cet your sweet a^Dss I'll be ^Ggone,

Yeah I'm ^Cthinkin' 'bout crankin' my ^Gragged old ^Emtruck up And ^Chaulin' my^Dself into ^Gtown