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Intro A----------------------------------10-9-7---5---------| E-----------------3-5-7-8---5-7-8------------8-5--7-3-| (Start strumming the G chord immediately after) C--2-4-6-7---4-6-7------------------------------------| G-----------------------------------------------------| VERSE 1 G
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this Dcounty And CI was the loneliest man in the whole damn wGorld But I hCad me a fool-proof plan That I Glearned from my old Emman I Amknew right soon she'd Dbe my kind of Ggirl
VERSE 2 G
I admit at first I didn't even want that woman Dnear me She lCooked like she'd been beaten up with a Grake But as I gCulped down another round I said GHey, woman, hang Emaround You're gAmettin' better looking with Devery drink I Gtake
CHORUS 1
Cause CI can drink Dany woman Gpretty CJust give me a Dbottle and a little tGime CShe may look like an ugly old Gheffer right Emnow But Amone more round and that wDoman's gonna look just fGine
INTERLUDE A---------------------------------------| E-----------5-7----5-7------------------| C--2-4-6-7-----7------4---6-4-6---4--2--| G---------------------------------------| (Start strumming the G chord immediately after) VERSE 3 G
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first mDe her She Chad floppy ears and this big old bustedG nose It was Ckinda hard to ignore that woman's Gcrooked and yellow Emteeth And them sAmlobby old smelly Dmismatched dime-store Gclothes
VERSE 4 G
But Johnnie Walker spiced up her Dwardrobe And BCourbon straightened out that busted Gnose A Ccouple of vodka shots added a lGittle bit of dEmental work Next tAmhing you know I'm sitting Dnext to Marilyn GMonroe
CHORUS 1
Cause CI can drink Dany woman Gpretty CJust give me a Dbottle and a little tGime CShe may look like an ugly old Gheffer right Emnow But Amone more round and that wDoman's gonna look just fGine
CShe may look like an ugly old Gheffer right Emnow But Amone more round and that wDoman's gonna look just fGine