Todd Snider - Drink any woman pretty

She was the ^Cworst looking woman to ever grace this ^Fcounty. And ^GI's the loneliest man in the whole damn ^Cworld. But I ^Fhad me a fool proof ^Gplan, that I'd ^Clearned from my old ^Fman. Yeah, I ^Cknew right soon she'd ^Gbe my kind of ^Cgirl. Now I ^Amadmit at first I didn't even want that woma^Gn near me. Hell, ^Amshe looked like she'd been beaten up with^G a rake. But as I ^Fgulped down another ^Ground, I said, hey ^Cwoman hand ^Amaround. Yer gettin ^Fbetter looking with ^Gevery drink I^C take.

Cause ^FI can drink ^Gany woman ^Cpretty. ^FJust give me a ^Gbottle and a little ^Ctime. She ^Fmay look like an ^Gugly ole ^Cheifer right ^Amnow, but ^Fone more round and that ^Gwomans gonna look just ^Cfine. ^{F G C}

She was ^Cworse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met ^Fher. She had ^Gfloppy ears and this big ole busted ^Cnose. And it was ^Fkinda hard to ^Gignore that woman's ^Ccrooked and yellow ^Amteeth, and them ^Fsloppy ole smelly ^Gmismatched dimestore ^Cclothes. But ^AmJohnny Walker spiced up he^Gr wardrobe. Yeah, and ^Ambourbon straightened out that buste^Gd nose. Well a ^Fcouple of vodka ^Gshots, add in a ^Clittle bit of dental ^Amwork. ^FNext thing you know I'm sitting next to ^GMarylin Mon^Croe, oh no. ^{F C}

She ^Fmay look like an ^Gugly ole ^Cheifer right ^Amnow, but ^Fone more round and that ^Gwoman's gonna look just ^Cfine.