Todd Snider - Alright guy

You know ^Cjust the other morning I was ^Fhangin' around in my ^Chouse ^{F C} I had that ^Cnew book with pictures of Ma^Fdonna naked I was checkin' it ^Cout ^{F C G} Just then a friend of mine ^Fcame through the door ^GSaid she'd never pegged me for a ^Fscumbag before She ^Gsaid she didn't ever want to ^Fsee me anymore And I ^Cstill don't know ^Gwhy

I think I'm an ^Calright guy^F I think I'm an ^Calright guy^F I ^Gjust want to live until I've got to die I ^Fknow I ain't perfect but God knows I try I ^Cthink I'm an alright ^Fguy I think I'm al^Cright ^{F C}

Now maybe I'm ^Cdirty And ^Fmaybe I smoke a little ^Cdope^{F C} Hey it ^Cain't like I'm going on T^FV And tearing up pictu^Cres of the pope^{F C} I ^Gknow I get wild and I ^Fknow I get drunk But it ^Gain't like I got a bunch of ^Fbodies in my trunk My ^Gold man used to call me a ^Fno-good punk And I ^Cstill don't know ^Gwhy

I think I'm an ^Calright guy^F I think I'm an ^Calright guy^F I ^Gjust want to live until I've got to die I ^Fknow I ain't perfect but God knows I try I ^Cthink I'm an alright ^Fguy I think I'm al^Cright, I think I'm ^Falr^Cight

You know ^Cjust the other night These cops^F pulled me over outside a ^Cbar^{F C} They ^Cturned on their lights And they ^Fordered me out of my ^Ccar^{F C} Man I was ^Gonly kidding when I called 'em a ^Fcouple of dicks But ^Gstill they made me do the stupid ^Fhuman tricks Now I'm ^Gstuck in this jail with a ^Fbunch of dumb hicks And I ^Cstill don't know ^Gwhy

I think I'm an ^Calright guy^F I think I'm an ^Calright guy^F I ^Gjust want to live until I've got to die I ^Fknow I ain't perfect but God knows I try I ^Cthink I'm an alright ^Fguy I think I'm al^Cright ^{F C} I ^Cthink I'm an alright ^Fguy I think I'm al^Cright ^{F C} You know I ^Cthink I'm an alright ^Fguy

I ^Creally do, I ^Fthink I'm ^Calright OUTRO: C F C F C C F C F C C F C F C C F C F C