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Tuning: E A D G B E
Piss Aaron Todd Rundgren from "Something / Anything?" (1972) (For DW. RIP) [Pre-song] Todd (spoken): "That'd be perfect. As long as it's, you know, like ah, if ... if it's stupid enough, it's cool, you know? One, two, ah-one, two, three." [Intro] (pickup) | C | C | C | C | [Verse]
Am- We figure, my Bbdaddy and me EThings are still the same, E7it Amseems As Dmwhen he lived it Emin his Amteens as a Dkid in school GAaron was a junior, the G7class of '32 C- His momma called him "Dmangel" But Emeverybody Fknew he was the GKing king, the G7gross out king, they called him
[Chorus]
C- "Piss Aaron" F G |C | C | They always caught him pissin' in the hall C- "Piss Aaron" F G |C | C C/B | He never would refuse when nature called
[Verse]
Am- "Dumb Larry" from Bbhomeroom 9 EKept his locker full E7of Amweeds Just to Dmsatisfy his Emsmoking Amneeds and his Dlove of Gfire Went to a Ggame and lit a G7stink bomb in the bleachers The Ccoach, the cheer Dmleader, and the Em- chem Fteacher and the G- Dean dean, duh dean dean was after
[Chorus]
C- "Dumb Larry" F G |C | C | They always caught him smokin' in the john C- "Dumb Larry" F G |C | C C/B | You never would have missed him when he's gone
[Break] | G | G7 | C Dm | Em F | G | G | C Dm | Em F | G | G7 | [Verse]
Am- "Chuck Biscuits," conBbservative-jive The Ebiggest pig in E7all the Amschool He would Dmsit and smack his Emlips and Amdrool as he Deyed your Glunch I left a Gbag in his G7desk one night A Craw egg Dmsandwich and when "EmHungry" took a Fbite he had to G- Up chuck, uh G7uh uh uh, a-pukin'
[Chorus]
C- "Chuck Biscuits" F G |C | C | They always caught him eatin' in the class
[Outro]
C- "Dumb Larry" F G |C | C | They always caught him smokin' in the john C- "Piss Aaron" F G |C | C | They always caught him pissin' in the hall
Pickup: e |--------------------------| B |--------------------------| G |--------------------------| D |--------------------------| A |--------------------0--3--| E |-----------------3--------| 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & Charted by Dexex FYI: My chord charts are not "tabs" (guides to replicating an artist's past performance). I don't claim any of my charts show the "right" way to play a song. Instead, this chord chart represents my personal interpretation of this song. And as a personal interpretation, it's not something I care to debate. It's a road map for my own, and maybe your own future performances. If you have another way to play this song, great. Please, post your own chart. We all benefit when someone contributes. Cheers! Dexex