Toby Turner - The sideburns song

^EmSide ^Cburns. ^GOn the side of my ^Dface. As my ^Emhead ^Cturns, you can ^Gsee they're in the same ^Dplace. On either s^Emide. ^CBurns. They ^Gcan't be re^Dplaced. My in^Emsides ^Cburn, when I ^Gthink of the ^Ddays

^EmMy side burns. ^CLook at my sideburns, ^Gbut don't touch my sideburns, ^Dwhy would you do that? ^EmMy heart yearns ^Cfor my own side^Gburns. My side actually ^Dburns now,

^EmWhat the hell man, ^Cwhy does my side bu^Grn? What the hell's going ^Don? My side burns. ^Em

some ^Caloe vera? ^GIf you do, bring it back^Dstage,

^Em198^C5, from the ^Gwomb I came out (^Don my birthday) ^EmThe doctor ^Csaid, "What you ^Gcrying a^Dbout?" I said, "^EmIs that a rhe^Ctorical question? You ^Gknow why I ^Dcried. ^EmI have a ^Cserious lack of ^Ghair on the ^Dside... of my ^Emhead.

^Cdon't have sideburns. ^GThey gotta grow them ^Dwhen they're older. ^EmBut if your little baby ^Calready has sideburns, ^Gthat's awesome!

^DDon't be concerned. ^EmDon't ^Cbe concerned about your ^Glittle bitty baby with the ^Dbig big sideburns. ^EmYou should nota ^Cbe

the little ^Gitty bitty baby with the ^Dbig big sideburns. ^EmYour little ^Cbaby gonna be a pimp. ^G Your little baby gonna ^Dbe a little baby pimp. ^EmYou should probably dis^Ccourage that kind of pro^Gfession, Because it's il^Dlegal.

^Emyoung to be concerned about ^Cstarting a business, but ^Gthat's impressive if it's ^Dgot the mindset. ^EmMy sideburns ^Clook at my sideburns, ^Gback on track talkin, ^Dtalkin, bout side burns! ^EmMy sideburns ^Clook a ma' side burns. ^GLa lay la la ^Dloo loo Side ^Embur, ^Chur, ^Ghurrr^Drnns.