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SEmide buCrns. On the siGde of my faDce. As my hEmead tCurns, you can seGe they're in the same plDace. On either siEmde. BCurns. They caGn't be replaDced. My insiEmdes buCrn, when I thGink of the daDys before my... EmMy side burns. CLook at my sideburns, Gboy don't touch my sideburns, Dwhy would you do that' EmMy heart yearns Cfor my own sidebuGrns. DMy side actually burns now, what is that' EmWhat the heck man, Cwhy does my side burn' GWhat the heck's going on' DMy side burns.
EmDoes anybody have Csome aloe vera' GIf you do, bring it backstage, DI'll pay you back.
EmNineteen-eighty-fCive, from the woGmb I came out (on Dmy birthday) TEmhe doctor saCid, G"What you cryiDng about'" EmI said, &qCuot;Is that a rhetorical question' GYou know why I crDied. EmI have a serCious lack of Ghair on the siDde... of my head. EmLittle baby people Cdon't have sideburns. GThey gotta grow them Dwhen they're older. EmBut if your little baby Calready has sideburns, Gthat's awesome! DDon't be concerned. EmDon't bCe concerned aboutG your little bitty baby Dwith the big big sideburns.
EmYou should not be cConcerned or sound about tGhe little itty bitty baby Dwith the big big sideburns. EmYour little baby gonna be a pCimp. GYour little baby gonna be a little baby pDimp. YEmou should probably disCcourage that kind of proGfession, Because it's illeDgal.
AnEmd your baby's too yCoung to be concerned about stGarting a business, but thDat's impressive if it's gEmot the mindset. My sidEmeburns loCok at my sideburns, Gback on track talkin, taDlkin, bout side burns!
MEmy sideburns Clook a ma' side burns. GLa li li li li Dloo loo Side bEmur, hCur, huGrrrrnnDs.
Sideburns.