Toby Keith - Shitty golfer

I^G'm a shitty golfer, ^G7you can ask my wife ^CI've been out there hackin' every ^Gday of my life ^CI got the shorts and all the p^Glaid sweaters A D D7 (drag the pick) and this new taylormade driver didn't make me any better

M^Gan, I hit 'em fat and I hi^G7t 'em thin I^C roll 'em in the bunker's man, I ^Ghit 'em again ^CSlice 'em in the bushes, crank ^G'em in a cr^Eeek ^AI popped that sucker up ^Dand hooked it out on^G the street

^CYeah, I'm 245 r^Gight down the middle ^Dand I'll miss the green, ^Gto the left just a little ^CChili dip a wedge, an^Gd put it all together ^AHit that son of a bitch rig^Dht up there in the leather ^CIf you call that good, and let me pre^Gss on the sid^Ee ^AYou can put me d^Down for a fi^Gve

He^Gy, I'm a shitty golfer, ^G7most of us are ^CBut we carry our clubs in the b^Gack of our cars ^CWhat else you gonna do when ^Gyour out of t^Eown and you ^Aneed to waste a whole day and sh^Doot another ro^D7und

Ma^Gn, I played Augusta, and I p^G7layed Pebble Beach and o^Cne time at Sawgrass I sh^Got 83 ^CIf I live long enough t^Go be 88^{E A}I think I'll ce^Dlebrate it by sho^Goting my age

^CYeah, I'm 245 r^Gight down the middle ^Dand I'll miss the green, ^Gto the left just a little ^CChili dip a wedge, an^Gd put it all together ^AHit that son of a bitch rig^Dht up there in the leather ^CIf you call that good, and let me pre^Gss on the sid^Ee ^AYou can put me d^Down for a fi^Gve O^Eh yeah y^Aou can put me do^Dwn for a five ^G