Toby Keith - Rum is the reason

I he^Gard Davey Crockett had a pi^Cnt in his pocket, Good wh^Diskey at the A^Glamo Now t^Ghat Pancho Villa had a j^Cug of Tequila when he wal^Dked the streets of old Me^Gxico While Blac^Emkbeard was fleecing around the hur^Bmricane season, he di^Cdn’t quit because of a g^Dirl Yeah, r^Cum is the reason pir^Dates never ruled the wo^Grld

While Ru^Gssia was brawling, I b^Cet that Old Stalin was cal^Dling for a vodka mar^Gtini While the wo^Grld waited in fear, Old H^Citler drank beer from a st^Dein, eating sauerkraut and ween^Gies Yeah, do^Emwn through the ages, as they t^Bmurned through the pages, they c^Couldn’t drink their diamonds and p^Dearls No, r^Cum is the reason pir^Dates never ruled the wo^Grld

I ain’t ge^Ctting much done but I’m having fun sa^Diling on the deep blue sea My whole b^Cody goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the s^Dun sinking down on me My ca^Emtch of the day is a t^Dall Cuba Libra ch^Cased down with a 12 oz c^Durl Yeah, r^Cum is the reason pir^Dates never ruled the wo^Grld

I ain’t ge^Ctting much done but I’m having fun sa^Diling on the deep blue sea My whole b^Cody goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the s^Dun sinking down on me My ca^Emtch of the day is a t^Dall Cuba Libra ch^Cased down with a 12 oz c^Durl

Yeah, r^Cum is the reason I g^Duess... Hey, ru^Cm is the reason pi^Drates never ruled the wo^Grld