Toby Keith - If i had one

^DJack knife'd rig got the traffic ^Astopped, interstate lookin' like a parkin' ^Dlot Fatboy flyin' on a fatboy ^Abike weavin' in and out and passin' me ^Dby I ^Ghonked my horn and shot the bird at that ^Dcrazy S ^C#O B^B At ^Edeep down I was wishin' it was ^Ame

But if ^GI had one ^DI'd have to say ^AI'd probably do the ^Dsame dang thing ^GPull her to the shoulder and ^Dlet that steel horse ^Grun I'd be ^Ehell ^F#on ^Gwheels ^G#if 2/4 ^AI ^F#had 4/4 ^Done ^A

^DCalled my brother, said "How you ^Abeen, we ain't been fishin' since I don't know ^Dwhen" He said "This graveyard shift's a graveyard ^Agrind, I got more bills than I got ^Dtime" I'd ^Glove to wet a line but my wife'll ^Djust stay on ^C#my ^Bcase I said "I ^Eguess I know who wears the ^Apants around your place"

But if ^GI had one ^DI'd have to say ^AI'd probably do the ^Dsame dang thing ^GStay at home holdin' my ^Dbaby when the workday's ^Gdone Yeah I'd ^Etry to ^F#keep her ^Ghappy ^G#if 2/4 ^AI ^F#had 4/4 ^Done

^GSittin' on a barstool ^Dtalkin' to a lady She's ^Arunnin' my tab up ^Dcallin' me baby ^GBuy her a drink she'll ^Dlet you chase her ^Awatch her shake her money maker

^GBut if I had one ^DI'd have to say ^AI'd probably shake it the ^Dsame dang way ^GHike it up high ^Das I could get it, ^Gson I'd never ^Ebuy a ^F#nother ^Gbeer ^G#if 2/4 ^AI ^F#had 4/4 ^Done

You know ^Ethings would ^F#be ^Gdiffer ^G#ent if 2/4 ^AI ^F#had 4/4 ^Done That's what I'd do, if I had one of those I'd do it just like that, right... there Things'd be different if I had one, ^Gtoo But I don't, ^D but if I had one