Toby Keith - Ballad of balad

^DWell I quit school at the 10th grade and I ^Ggrew out my ^Dhair I got me a job doing lawn ^Emover r^Asus2epair ^{Asus4 Asus2 A} I m^Det an Army recruiter down at the Win ^GDixi He said ^Dson you no future^Asus2 pack up and go with ^Dme. The first place we landed was a ^Gbase called ^DBullot They convoyed are asses to a ^E10 acre ^Asus2FOB ^{Asus4 Asus2 A} With ^Dmy boots and my cover and an old M^G-16 Two ^Dbottles of water and a ^Asus2cold M^DRE

^GOh you meet lots of new friends and ^Dsure to get paid We'll ^Gshow you the world and t^Eeach you a^Asus2 trade^{Asus4 Asus2 A} Not a ^Djob it's an adventure, oh yes sir I ^Ggot that, but ^Dyou never told me I ^Asus2get my ass sh^Dot at

The ^Dfirst night on combat we ^Gwent on ^Dpatrol They ambushed our convoy and we ^Echased the^Asus2 assho^Asus4les ^{Asus2 A} We f^Dound them all hiding in low water d^Gitches Took a^Dim and we killed all of them ^Asus2son of a ^Dbitches

^GOh you meet lots of new friends and ^Dsure to get paid We'll ^Gshow you the world and t^Eeach you a^Asus2 trade^{Asus4 Asus2 A} Not a ^Djob it's an adventure, oh yes sir I ^Ggot that, but ^Dyou never told me I ^Asus2get my ass sh^Dot at

Walked ^Din on my buddy with ^Gfemale ^DMP, Ugliest woman yo^Eu've ever ^Asus2seen He said ^Dwhy are you laughing you have lots of ^Gnerve Over ^Dhere in the desert we ^Asus2grade on a ^Dcurve

^GOh you meet lots of new friends and ^Dsure to get paid We'll ^Gshow you the world and t^Eeach you a^Asus2 trade^{Asus4 Asus2 A} Not a ^Djob it's an adventure, oh yes sir I ^Ggot that, but ^Dyou never told me I ^Asus2get my ass sh^Dot at

No y^Dou never told him he'd ^Asus2get his ass ^Dshot at