Toby Keith - American sailor

^GI’m Just Trying To Be To Be A Father And Send My Child Support With Love

I’ve Got K^Dids In 14 Countries At Least The Ones That I Know Of

Up and at^C’um in the morning, With a bitch, a moan and gripe,

Can’t af^Dford to be late to work again, Probably lose another stripe.

I don’t ^Gdo it for the money, Oh that’s subsistence pay.

But I hate gi^Dving to the galley, But they just take it anyway.

It is the l^Cife that I have chosen, To be the few, the proud, the brave.

Now I’m sta^Dnding here getting my ass chewed, Cause for once I forgot to shave.

I can’t c^Gall in drunk on Monday, When I downed so much I puked.

I just sl^Deep through my duty days, And sometimes on watch too.

You can b^Cet that I’ll be ready, When the group heads to the bar.

I get wa^Dsted, I get arrested, And I puked some in the car.

But I’ll al^Gways Sweep My P-Ways, When Chief says do it now!

It takes one g^Duy to do the job, I need four to tell me how.

Oh, and ^CI don’t want to work today, But if work it has to be.

Well I’ll d^Drag my ass to Quarters, So they can read me the POD.

I’m an Ame^Grican Sailor in the USN, Beside my shi^Dpmates and shitbags,

When lib^Certy is put out for me, I will always get my fight

And I’m o^Gut here at the whorehouse, To G^Aet Some Ass Tonight

Am^Cerican Sailor I^D’m an American Sa^Gilor