Look at little Tim Tim, Tryin' to write a viral song. He looks a little lost. Guess I could help him along. What you got, Tim Tim? Aaahh! My door! Never mind that, Tim, I've come to help, you won't regret it.

Ju^Fst follow the r^Cecipe, An^Bbd gather the ingred^Cients. Pi^Fck a topic ^Cpeople Talk ^Bbabout on social medi^Ca.

Do^Fn't violate the ^Cterms of service, Or^Bb your vid will be de^Cleted. Al^Fso, make a ^Ccatchy chorus. Something that can be repeated:

Ca^Fts, cats, ^Claughing babies, Pe^Bbople falling, hot hot l^Cadies, Sl^Feepy puppies, d^Cancing babies, Ki^Bbttens, monkeys, more hot l^Cadies.

Pu^Ft a lot of words in ^Cone verse. Ca^Bbreful to enunciat^Ce it. Si^Fng multiple l^Cayers, It^Bb helps if you ani^Cmate it.

Wh^Fat do you mean? Animate it? Um^C, what do you mean, "What do I mean?" You said ^Bbanimated, what do you mean by that? (No, No, No) (I don^C't think I said that at all.) Yeah, I think you de^Bbfinitely said that. No, I think I'd remember if I said that, fo^Abr sure, definitely. Well what'd you s^Gbmay? Well I think it was probably something along the line^Fms of, uh...

Ca^Fts, cats, l^Caughing babies, Pe^Bbople falling, hot hot l^Cadies, Sl^Feepy puppies, d^Cancing babies, Ki^Bbttens, monkeys, more hot l^Cadies.

Pu^Ft a lot of words in o^Cne verse Ca^Bbreful to enuncia^Cte ((Slurred)) it. Sa^Fy something educa^Ctional So^Bb parents let their kids p^Clay-it.

Di^Fd you know that ^Ccashews ^Bbcome from a fruit?^C (What?) D-^FD-D Did you know that ^Ccashews c^Bbome from a fruit (How?) Ca^C-Ca-Ca C^Fashews, c^Cashews, fr^Bbu-fru-fru fruit! (What?!) D^C-D-D D^Fid you k^Cnow that? ^Bb(No...) ^C

Di^Fd you know that c^Cashews c^Bbome from a fruit? (What?) D^C-D-D D^Fid you know that c^Cashews c^Bbome from a fruit (How?) [Ha!] C^Ca-Ca-Ca C^Fashews, c^Cashews, f^Bbru-fru-fru fruit! (What?) D^C-D-D D^Fid you k^Cnow that^Bb? (I, I said no, I sai^Cd no...n^Dmo....)

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It'^Dms ok, Tim, nobody b^Glames you. ^F Mo^Dmst people don't know the t^Gruth about the c^Fashew. Bu^Dmt now you do so next time you go to t^Ghe playground, Have every^Fbody gather around and Te^Dmll them what your good friend T^Gobuscus has taught you.... T^FELL EM'!

D^Fid you know that c^Cashews c^Bbome from a fruit? (That's right) D^C-D-D D^Fid you know that c^Cashews c^Bbome from a fruit? Ca-^CCa-Ca C^Fashews, c^Cashews, f^Bbru-fru-fru fruit!? Di^Cd yo^Fu know t^Fhat? Nooooo^Bbo!

S^CING IT! C^Fashews, c^Cashews! C^Bbome from a fruit! A^CGAIN! C^Fashews, c^Cashews! C^Bbome from a fruit! L^COUDER! C^Fashews, c^Cashews! C^Bbome from a fruit! ^CDid yo^Fu know t^Chat? NO! ^Bb

Ok now, get this stuff out of my parent's house! No, Tim, you're the one that asked for my help. I didn't ask you for...(Shhh, you don't have to thank me, Tim Tim.) Alright, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna upload this to iTunes. But I thought this was MY viral song! You thought this was gonna be... Noooo, it's not gonna be viral; It's a terrible song, I'm telling you to do it yourself, And that's why I charged you 500 dollars. We didn't agree on 500 dollars! AAhhh, your voice is so annoying man, its so annoying.

Tobuscus - Viral song