Tiny Tim - On the old front porch

^EThere's a fellow following me,^C#m I'm the fellow following you. I^A will follow you 'till the day is thr^Eough I wonder what you would d^Bo, If I stopped and said &qu^Eot;How do you do?&quo^Bt; like oth^B7er girls do.

^EI think I'd die with delight. I want to ^C#mcall and love you tonight. ^F#In the parlor? No. In a hammock? No.

Then for goodness' sake, where will^B we go^B7? Out o^En the old front porch. Well, hold me, Charlie!

On^F# the old front porch. Now, stop! I w^Bas only trying to steal a little kiss

W^Eell, kisses do in^Fvite me, but ple^F#ase don't hug so t^Bightly. On^E the old front porch, Now, don't get angry, o^F#n the old front porch.

^BEverything is lovely when you're cuddled near me, dear. L^Eook out, here come my father, and he'll surely scold, I f^C#ear.

Wi^All that young man go ^Dhome tonight or hav^Ee his breakfast here? ^EOn the old front porch! Oh charlie on the o^F#ld fr^Bont po^Erch! ^B

J^Eust call back some other night I'll ^C#msee that Pa's out of sight. Wa^Ait until it's dark. Then you can ^Ebe Cuddled right on my k^Bnee.

So that we can do l^Eots of nice things And no^B one can ^B7see. And^E if your dreadful old pa Should^C#m come out and give me a jar

You^F# must understand, If it's dark, that's grand! 'Cause the kick he aims W^Bill never la^B7nd!

O^Eut on the old front porch. Well, hold me, Charlie! O^F#n the old front porch. Now, stop!

I^B was only trying to steal a little kiss W^Eell, kisses do in^Fvite me, but ge^F#e, you tried to bi^Bte me!

O^En the old front porch, Now, don't get angry, o^F#n the old front porch.

E^Bverything is lovely when you're cuddled near me, dear. L^Eook out, here come my father, and he'll surely scold, I ^C#fear.

W^Aill that young man go ho^Dme tonight or ha^Eve his breakfast here? O^En the old front porch, oh charlie on th^F#e old fro^Bnt po^Erch!