Tim Minchin - Woody allen jesus

Je^Asus was a Jewish philosopher ^EHad a lot of nice ideas ^F#mAbout our existential fears ^A/C#Much admired by his peers S^Dhort and Jewish and quite polit^Eical ^{F#m C#m} O^Dften hesitant and very analy^Etical ^{F#m E} Pra^Aise be^D to Jesu^Es ^A Prai^Ase be^D to Woody ^EAllen Jesus ^{F#m C#m}Woody All^Den Jesu^Es! ^{A E}

^AJesus was a great entertainer D^Eoing cool tricks all of the time T^F#murning water into wine ^A/C#Making stormy weather fine Ev^Den now his stunts co^Enfound us ^{F#m C#m D}Kinda did what Darren Bro^Ewn does ^{F#m E} P^Araise be ^Dto Jesus^{E A} Pr^Aaise be ^Dto magic ^EWoody Allen Jesus ^F#m Ma^C#mgic Wood^Dy Allen Jesus! ^{E A F}

J^Bbesus died but then came back to life S^Ebo the Holy Bible s^Faid K^Gminda like in Dawn of the Dead L^Bb/Dike a film by Simon Pegg Tr^Eby that these days, you'd be^F in trouble ^{Gm Dm} Ge^Ebeks would try to smack you^F with a shovel ^{Gm F}

Pr^Bbaise b^Ebe to Je^Fsus^Bb P^Bbraise b^Ebe to Ma^Fgic Woody Allen Zombie Jes^Gmus M^Dmagic Wood^Eby Allen Zombie Je^Fsus! ^{Bb F}

J^Bbesus ascended into Heaven H^Fe was an incredible guy Y^Dmou don't often find fellas that fly Disappear right into the sky ^Eb A^Ebnd only once did he use thi^Fs ability ^{Gm Dm} With gr^Ebeat power comes great respon^Fsibility ^{Gm F} P^Bbraise ^Ebbe to Je^Fsus^Bb Pr^Bbaise b^Ebe to Magi^Fc Woody Allen Zombie Superman Jesus ^Gm Jesu^Gs! ^G/B

^CJesus' mother gave birth to him W^Githout having sex with a dude No^Am, she would never be that rude N^Emever even be nude with a dude Bre^Feding without the opposite ge^Gnder is ^{Am Em} Com^Fmonly known as parthenogenes^Gis ^{Am Em} Ot^Fher animals that don't need males In^F/Gclude a lot of lizards and various snails P^Craise be^F to Jesus^{G C} Pr^Caise be^F to Magic W^Goody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon Jesus ^{Am F}Je^Gsus!

J^Amesus can communicate with the deceased ^Am/GLike Psychic Sally J^Fmaj7esus lives forever, which is pretty odd Bu^Gt not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood J^Bbmesus is in more than one place at a time L^Bbm/G#ike an electron or Schrodinger's feline ^F#maj7Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle H^Bbm/G#e was as handy as an amphibious vehicle J^Bbmesus had bare feet, long ha^Bbm/G#ir, and a beard ^{F#maj7 Bbm/F}But I'm not saying it's me

^F#maj7I'm not saying that I am Je^G#6sus ^F#maj7I'm not saying that I am Je^G#6sus ^AI am Jesus!

^DPraise be ^Gto Jesus^{A D D}Praise be ^Gto Woody A^Allen Jesus ^{Bm F#m}Woody Allen Jesus^G! ^{A D}Praise be^G to Magic ^AWoody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft ‘Me’ J^Desus!