#################################### ARTIST: TIM MINCHIN SONG: GUILT SONG (FUCK THE POOR) TRANSCRIBED BY: Benjamin The Great! ####################################

^FI wou^Gld ^Embe a l^Amiar if I pretended I admire ^FThe red^G-ligh^Ct windscreen-cleaning empire that you’ve built.

^FBut my ^Gheart i^Ems good i^Amt’s not a thing of stone and wood I&^F#8217^G;ll g^Cive you 50 cents to take away my guilt.

^CI giv^Ge money^Am to folk w^Emho just don’t have enough, To t^Amry to ju^Emstify the ^Ffuture purchases of stuff ^GThat ^CI don&a^Gmp;#8217;t need. ^CI know ^Gthat ^Amone less^Em Vodka Cranberry tonight Coul^Amd probably^Em feed some^F foreign family for a fortnight, But ^GI might^F just have one more. After ^Emall what is Vodka for Ap^Fart from ma^Gking you ^Cwant to shag your best mate’s wife, An^Fd drowning ^Gout the g^Cuilt you feel about your perfect life?

^CFuck ^Gthe p^Amoor, what is al^Eml this hoo-ha for? There&^Amamp;#8217;^Ems only^F o^Gne reason I’ll phone 1800 034 034 It^F’s ^Emthe force behind Teresa and the school that Oprah built, I&^F#8217^G;ll gi^Cve you 50 bucks to take away my guilt.

Fuck the poor, I’m not pretending any more That I really give two shits about some kids in Bangalore. I’m more interested in footy than seeing the Solomon’s rebuilt, But I’ll give you 50 bucks to take away my guilt. --------- This is a Tim Minchin I have transcribed myself, I don't think it's completely right but if you play it and sing it it will definately sound like the real thing. I've also worked out Dark Side so I will post that soon too! Suggestions, comments etc : "ben.smith37(AT)gmail(dot)com"

Tim Minchin - The guilt song