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AWossy, in two weeks you'll be gone This is my E/Alast opportunity to sing you a song
So I G/Awanna ask a favour before D Dsus2-D* You get on with your life
AJonathan, I wanna make love to you E/AWossy I just wanna make sweet love to you
G/AJust once, I wanna make sweet love to you GSweet love G/Ato your Dwife
There's just Dmsomething about her That drives me insane
She's got that A/C#cute sense of humour And a brilliant brain
But if I'm Bm7totally honest My feelings for Jane
Are Amostly sexual Don't wanna Dmput you and her
In an awkward position
But I A/C#know I'd regret it If I didn't ask the question
I have Bm7talked to my wife And she gave me permission
We G/Aboth have a celebrity Ashag concession And GmineG/A is JDane
GHersG/A is WDayne Rooney Em7Although to be fair
There's G/Anot much chance of scoring there DJane, in Atwo weeks time
Your Ghubby will be out on the breadline baby And Dsurely you're not gonna wanna be
GSpending time with a Abum DI know that in a Amonth or three
He'll have Gweaselled his way back onto my TV But in the Dmeantime, would you Gconsider me
For a Elittle fun'
The next 4 verses follow the A - E/A - G/A - D pattern (Could switch the G/A for a G for a bit of variety on one or 2) Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me Just one night, baby, you'll be diggin' me Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy I just wanna make love, sweet love to you What I wouldn't give for just one night with you Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a Couple of whips and an underwater camera I just wanna make a little sweet love to you Wossy, you can watch if that'd make you feel better That'd make it even more unforgettable You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife Stop me, won't you Wossy, if this is getting weird' The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard I'm just doing a song, like we agreed And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna Make sweet love to your wife Oooh
DmJonathan I've always admired you I was A/C#nervous about our interview
But your Bm7producers assured me That all I had to do
Was be G/Atotally honest...with yDou Then mess around in D for a while, if you can do what Tim does, congratulations!