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Tim Minchin - Some People have it worse than me DVD: So Live! [Chords] Eadd#9 022004 Aadd#9 x02520 A13 x02022 [Picking Pattern Outlines for Verse] Eadd#9 Aadd#9 F#m & B E |----4---4--| |-----------| |----2---2---2---2--| B |----0---0--| |----2---2--| |----2---2---4---4--| G |----0---0--| |----5---5--| |----2---2---4---4--| D |-----------| |----2---2--| |-------------------| A |------2----| |--0--------| |------4---2--------| E |--0--------| |------0----| |--2-----------2----| [Verse] Eadd#9 Well I wake up in the morning at 11: 47 Aadd#9 And I can't believe I have to face the horror of another fucking day Eadd#9 And the magnificent magnitude of my morning erection Aadd#9 Merely mocks me like the sun in it's optimistic greeting of the day
ManaF#mging to manifest a modiBcum of motivation I meF#mander to the kitchen make a Bmission out of mixing F#mNescafe Aadd#9 But the milk is going off and coffee by itself is bitter And there's ants all through the sugar and the supermarket's miles a-fucking-Bway
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My Blife is pretty E7sad But I Aknow that I should be Dglad I C#7could be a starving Ethiope Or a F#policeman in Baghdad F#7 PoBliceman in BaghBdadB7 B6 B BagB7dadB6 B
[Verse] Eadd#9 At 11: 53 I instigate the day's ablutions Aadd#9 In the hope my constitution can be altered by some action on the bowl Eadd#9 But the total non-existence of colonic animation Aadd#9 Seems to me the perfect metaphor for the utter constipation of my soul
By F#m11: 59 I have deBcided that my life would be imF#mmediately improved By a Bcarefully written list of F#mshort-term goals Aadd#9 But by 12.05 my list consists of one-dot put some pants on Two-dot go to the shop, buy some prunes and PanaBdol
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My Blife is pretty E7shit But I Aknow I shouldn't whinge abDout it I C#7could be a Palestinian Driving F#buses on the Gaza stripF#7 Yeah Bhow bad can it E7be? Some Apeople have it worse than Dme I Ccould be an Ipswich Fprostitute Or B7Gary Glitter's family
B I have no E7right to cry Some Apeople have it worse than DI I C#7could be a thalidomide kid With F#something in my eye F#7 SoBmething in my eBye B7 B6 B My B7eyeB6 B
[Verse]
At E712: 30 I realise I'm feeling so dejected That I've totally neglected the beginning of the Jerry SpringerA13 show So I E7settle on the sofa try to focus an iota of my motor-neurons On the brilliant insights for which Jerry iA13s known And F#malthough on any other day a Bshow entitled "Midgets, Midgets, F#mMidgets" Would excite me like a Bvirgin at her year eleven F#mball Aadd#9 Today those little jelly-wrestling fellas fail to free me of my misery Instead they simply serve to make me feel three foot Btall
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But Bhow bad can it E7be? Some Apeople have it worse than Dme I C#7could be a junior life saver On a F#Banda Aceh beach F#7
Or a Ewoman in afgA7hanistan Or a DJew in the Ku Klux G7Klan Or the Carchitect of the FWorld Trade Centre Or a Bbobcat driver in Bam Iran
I Bcould have my identity misE7taken As a Abomber in an underground sDtation I C#7could be a peace-loving speech-writer In F#7George W's adminisFtration
Yeah, I Eknow that I don't have the A7right To Dbe unhappy with my G7life I Ccould be Hitlers Fmother Or B7Shane Warne's wife
Yeah, I Bknow that I shouldn't beE7 bitchin' I Acould be in a worse poDsition I C#7could be a 3-nippled naturopath In the F#m7days of the Spanish In the FSpanish inquisition
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I Eknow I have no right, no A7right to cry Some Dpeople have it much, much G7worse than I I Ccould have a serious Fnut allergy And be Bshipwrecked on an island with a Acrate of Snickers bars, A G#7jar of Nutella and a F#fresh bakedF pecan EpieE/G# E/A E/A# Some Epeople have it worse than I! F E