Tim Minchin - Nothing ruins comedy

But your ^Ebenjoyment is not as important ( Eb Ebsus4 Eb) as my self-esteem is My e^Ebgo's the only thing you can see clearly from the back But i'm quite ^Cmfamous now ^Bb Suck my ^Ebballs I've sold my ^Cmtickets, my job is ^Bbdone, Fuck you ^Eball Cm Bb Ab Who ^Ebcares about quality, this is not about you, this is all about me And my ^Ftiny little penis, and ^Abflogging DV^BbDs So bring it ^Ebmon, bring it ^C#on Fuck the ^Ab(punters?), bring it ^Bbon Ebm, C# Ab Bb I am a rockstar motherfucker, and I won't be one for long So bring it ^Ebmon, bring it o^C#n You gotta make hay in the shining ^Absun Ebm C# Ab You go^Bbtta rock on the way up, cause the only way to go from here is down Cm Bb Ab But I'm trap^Ebped for now, and the fact for now, is there's no escaping this And wearing ^Cmbaseball caps to ^Bbhide my face, so the (^Abpaps?) don't snatch my ^Ebkids ^AbAll I ever ^Cmwanted was, to ^Fmsing my little ^Cmsongs But now i'm ^Fpregnant in Hello Mag, and ^Aboverweight in ^BbCosmopoli^Ebmton So bring it ^C#on, before too long my wife and kids'll be ^Abgone, gone, gone And i'll have ^Ebmwanked myself to ^C#death in the penthouse s^Abuite of the ^Bb(Can't hear) So bring it ^Ebmon, bring it ^C#on, found the hookers, stop the ^Abbombs Ebm C# Ab I am a ro^Bbckstar, i've got a fucking orchestra, I can do what I fucking want Cm Bb Ab I^Eb thought fame would make me happy, but she's a fickle cheap romance No-one even ^Flistens to my lyrics, they just ^Abwanna see me ^Gdance

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