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Right then, could leave this one without an acurate tab. Done my best, would love to all the credit but quite honestly just altered exisitng piano music ;-) Tabbed by: Alex Campbell Standard Tuning Less "Common" Chords:
e| Eb6 8 C78 Fm78 Bb76 Emaj70 F#m72 B| 8 8 8 6 0 2 G| 8 9 8 7 1 2 D| 8 8 10 6 1 2 A| 6 10 8 8 2 4 E| x 8 x 6 0 2
All list available lots of places online. IMPORTANT: In the verses play the first for variations used above (i.e. all above 5th However, in the choruses base all your chords as low as possible (e.g. use the lowest G#m F#m which are based on the 4th and 2nd fret of the 6th string). With this you should have to go any higher up the neck than the 4th fret during choruses. You have to play about a bit to get the end of the chorus right, but the chords are all I think. Fill 1: Linking 2 phases of a verse: (Bb7) e|------6-| B|------6-| G|------7-| D|------6-| A|------8-| E|--8-7-6-| Fill 2: Just before chorus (Eb6) e|----------8-| B|----------8-| G|----------8-| D|----------8-| A|----------6-| E|--6-8-6-8-x-| Verse 1
Your love for me is not deEb6batable C7 Your sexual appetite’s Fm7insatiable Bb7 You never ever make me Fm7waitable Bb7 (strum once) Eb6 followed by Fill 1 Delectable, inflatable you.
You don’t have problems Eb6with your weight at all C7 You never steal food off my Fm7plate at all Bb7 I never have to masturbFm7ate at all Bb7 Eb6 followed by Fill 1 Unstoppable, inflatable you.
You never seem to menstrEb6uate at all C7 So you’re not angry when IFm7’m late at all Bb7 I feel permanently felaFm7table Bb7 Eb6(once) followed by Fill 2 Unpoppable, inflatable you.
Chorus 1
With Emaj7you in my arms I feel we could just fly G#maway With the F#mright kind of gas I might even try it some G#7day-hC#7ey In this Emaj7ocean of life I’m never afraid we mighG#mt droG#m7wn We could F#m7just float forever whatever the weather G#m7 C#m7 (F#m7 once) Whenever my inflatable lover’s around.
Verse 2 Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable You always do what you are toldable And if we argue you just foldable Controllable consolable you. My mates all reckon you are suitable I took you ‘round to watch the footable And Steve and Gary said you’re rootable Commutable, refutable you. You’re never sensitive or tickley When I rub you my skin goes prickerly It’s know an static electricity Felicity when I’m kissing you. Chorus 2 Your skin is so smooth – I couldn’t afford you with hair You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air Your problems are simple, I don’t need my Masters in Psych To know if you get down I just perk you right up With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike. Verse 3 You never wake up when I snore at all A trait which I find quite adorable You have a box and you are storable Ignorable, back-doorable you. Any sexual position’s feasible Although you don’t bend at the knees at all Your hooters are so firm and squeezable Increasable, un-creasable you. You don’t complain about my hairy back Or ‘bout the inches that downstairs I lack You’re not disgusted by my furry crack Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo. Now birth control is not an issue I clean it all up with a tissue I bet my jealous friend all wish you Were insatiably inflatably theirs. Outro
Don’t let mFm7e down. Bb6 Don’t let mEb6e down.
And so on. End on: Eb6 - Emaj7 (not the low one!) - Ebm7