Tim Minchin - If you open your mind too much your brain will fall out

If ^Fanyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single ^AmPsychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read ^Gminds

And if ^Fanyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single as^Amtrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict future human events^G by interpreting celestial signs

And if ^Fanyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single homeopathic prac^Amtitioner who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water have a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo ^G

And if ^Fanyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single ^Amspiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logically the existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife ^{G Gadd9 G}

I will give you my piano ^F One of my legs ^G A|-0---2---3--| C and my wife