Tim Minchin - If this plane goes down

^Gsus4Could I be more of a cli^Gché? Forty thousand ^Gsus4feet above Nebraska Scratching ^Glyrics on a napkin ^DPraying that this turbulence will ^Bspare my wine

The ^Emplane is almost empty But for ^Gthree hundred and twenty other ^Ahumans All ^Cstaking their existence on a ^Gcouple of dozen rivets ^Gsus4Straining between ^Bfuselage and ^Emwing A ^Am7fact we’re only coping with by ^Ddrinking

If this ^Gplane goes ^Bm7down I ^Emhope that ^DmI’m one of the ^Ccool ones Will I ^Ghave the nerve to ^Dplay the clown If this ^Gplane goes ^Emdown? ^D

If this ^Gplane goes ^Ddown ^Fm Remember me as someone who ^Ebtried To find a ^Gbalance between self-loathing and ^Cmpride ^GDug too hard for love at ^Amtimes

So ^Gif it ends in ^B7flames and fuel Please ^Emtell my kids I ^A7kept my cool If my ^Amtime is up and this ^Aplane ^Bgoes^Em down ^D

If this ^Gplane goes ^Bmdown As we ^Emhit the ^Dmground, I wanna be ^Ebsmiling Happily ^GHades bound ^D If this ^Bplane goes ^Emdown ^D

If this ^Gplane goes ^Ddown ^GdimRemember me as someone who ^Ebcared Often, but ^Gnot always, about his ^Cmhair Self-^Grighteous when shit wasn’t ^Cmfair

So ^Gif it ends in ^B7fire and glass Please ^Emtell my kids I ^A7went down classy If my ^Am7time is up and this ^Dplane goes ^Gdown

^BI’ve no regrets as such It’s ^Amjust a shame, I’ve ^Dso much still to ^Cdo ^B7If my youth was wasted on me, ^EmI don't mind Because I wasted it with ^A7you, my love And from up above this ^Dplanet looking ^Gmdown The world reduced to green and ^Bbbrowns Toy trains in paper mache ^Ctowns And ^Cjust for now the trials of human ^Fkind Dissolved by ^Amaltitude and ^Ebwine I really ^Bbthink that I’ll be ^Bbmfine If my ^Ctime is up and this plane goes ^Ddown

If this ^Gplane goes ^Bmdown I ^Emhope that ^FI can get people ^Claugh^Cming Will I ^Ghave the balls to ^Dtool around If this ^Ebplane ^Bgoes ^Emdown? ^D

If this ^Gplane goes down ^FmRemember me as someone who ^Cwent down with ^GFair results, but grand in^Cmtent Found ^Gmeaning in how phrases can be ^Cmbent To the ^Gwill; where will my remains be ^Cmsent To be e^Gventually dentally i^Cmdentified?

So ^Gif this flight should ^B7end in tears Please ^Emtell my kids I felt no fear ^A7And ^Emtell them that the smoke will clear And tell them I didn’t ^Aspill a drop of beer If my ^Amtime is up and this ^Dplane ^Bgoes ^Emdown^A If my ^Amtime is up and this ^Dplane goes ^Gsus4down ^G