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Tuning: E A D G B E
Fixed up a lot of the mistakes of the other tab on here. The initial C7 is closest to the original piano part if you play it like this: E-------6-------- B-------5-------- G-------5-------- D-------5-------- A-------3-------- E---------------- Intro: F G Em F
FI would be a Gliar if I Empretended to Aadmire The red light Fwindscreen cleaning Gempire that you've C7built. FBut my heart is Ggood, it's not a Emthing of stone or Awood I'll give you Ffifty cents to Gtake away my Cguilt. CI give Gmoney to folk that Amjust don’t have eEmnough to Amtry to justiEmfy the future Fpurchases of Gstuff that I don’t Cneed. I know that Gone less vodka Amcranberry toEmnight and I could Amfeed some foreign Emfamily for a Ffortnight But I Gmight just have one Dm7more. After all, Em7what is vodka for Apart from Fmaking you wanna shag your best mate's Gwife Dm7Dampening the Em7guilt you feel Fabout your Gperfect Clife. G
Fuck the CpoorG What is Amall this hoo-ha Emfor? There's only Amone reason I'll Emphone 1800F 034 G034. It's the Dm7force that drove Teresa and that Em7school that Oprah built I'll give you Ffifty bucks to Gtake away my Cguilt G
Fuck the CpooGr I'm not Ampretending anyEmmore That I Amreally give two Emshits about some Fkids in BangaGlore I'm more Dm7interested in footy than seeing the Em7Solomons rebuilt.
But I'll give you Ffifty bucks to Gtake away my Cguilt G/B Am G I'll give you Ffifty bucks to Gtake away my Cguilt