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[Verse]
ID7 believe that woEbmen have the right to waFlk the streets at nDm7ight wGm7ithout being afraiCm7d for their livBbes D7I believe that wEbomen have the right to choose what haFppens to her boDm7dy Without suffGm7ering the judCm7gement of the conservBbative right AndD7 I believe that wEbomen have the right to weFar the clothes they like WiD7thout being treated like dirtGm AGm7nd I think Ebwe men are pathetic how we sFeem to judge aesthetic As the meDm7asure of a woman's worG7th
[Bridge]
I'm ashamEbed on behalf of my sDmex for Gmmaking womCmen feFel like objeBbcts [Chorus] Fuck I love booF9bs though, I just really lBbove them Fuck I love booF9bs though, I just wanna ruBbb theBb7m They're just sEbo jooby, they make me feel Edim7groovy I would rBbather watch boobs than a mG7ovie Be doop be Cm7doo. I jF7ust really like boBbobs.
[Verse] I believe people are entitled to basic human rights Whether they are rich or their poor I believe a world where no children are starving Is a world worth fighting for And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling How incredibly lucky I am And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave Should come at the expense of my fellow man [Bridge] I'm sure I could give a little more To alleviate the suffering of the poor. [Chorus] Fuck I love boobs though. I just really love them I don't really mind if I am behind Below or above them. They're just so jubbly They make me feel lovely I'd rather own boobs than a pub Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo I really love boobs. [Verse] I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism And we must treat her carefully I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming Her resources indefinitely. The earth's not a bottomless pit And we can all do our little bit. Fuck I love boobs though I just really care for 'em They're equally fun when they're aged 21 Or octogenarian. They're just so flappy They make me feel happy I'd rather eat boobs than a bap Be doop be doo I just really love boobs.
EvolutionaryEb6 theory says bosoms are butFtock-like protrusions DesDmigned to tempt men in situG7ations when They caEbn't get a glimpse of your bFum D7/F# (D7 fine) Gm F I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says LiEbpstick is for making yFour lips look more Like the lBbips of a hFappy vagGmina F Since they sEbaid that I can't loEdim7ok my great aunt in the eFye D7Why'd they have to say that, oh whyGm? F Eb From that fiEbrst little suck of coloFstrum Dm7To the grope of the the nurse in the old pGeople's hostel We're juCmst fuckBbing monEbkeys Edimin shFoes And BbIei Gm Eb Will alFways love boBbobs Gm i Will aEblwaFys love boobsBb