Tim Minchin - Cont

^N.C.FULL LYRICS IN PARENTHESES. Sing them the SECOND time around. [Verse 1] I don't like ^AJews (w^C#mho make and distribute kiddie porn) Neither should ^Bmyou They're ^Eethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact I don't like^A black people (wh^C#mo risk billions of other peoples' money gambling on future derivatives) ^BmIt's just not acceptable There ^Eshould be some kind of law, that is that

And I get the ^C#ms***s with Inuits ^F#m(who find out what job I do and offer me a racist joke or two) ^BmThey get on my tits, the little bastards ^{Bm C#m D E} And ^F#mwomen (who ^Ejudge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis career and mothering) ^Djust make me so mad Does that make me ^Ebad, am I bad? Is that bad?

And the f***in' ^C#mItalians I just cannot stand them^F#m (when they take a dive in the penalty box, denying Australia it's World Cup spot) ^BmThey really inspire my rancor ^ECheating f***ing Italian wankers! And ^Alesbians and the bicurious Make me furious ^C#m(when their pride parade blocked the traffic flow, ^C#mwhen my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital) ^BmIt's not their fault, I know, but ^Estill... Grr!

And f***in' ^C#mChristians (^F#mwho lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection) ^BmI just want to punch them in their faces (althou^Bmgh my^C#m anger^D is ^Efleeting. I understand their frustration ^EShe's a little too hesitant) And I'm not ^F#mcomfortable with Muslims on the tube^C#m (who look over my shoulder when I'm readin') And I can't ^Bmstand publicly breast-feeding mothers (who s^Emoke^Fdim7 cigarettes while they're feeding)

And I hate ^F#mgays who talk ^C#mcamply (during ^Bmthe final act of King Lear) And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry (when they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered Rhinoceri)

I hate the ^F#mrich (who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry) I hate the ^Fdim7poor (who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry) I hate ^Abitches (who get rabies and try to bite babies) I hate ^B7whores (who won't accept Visa)

I hate A^Bmfricans (I hate African racists) I hate J^C#mapanese (homophobes) I hate the ^Ddisabled (I hate disabled rapists) ^C#mBurmese (and Burmese cats) Yeah, I don't ^Bmcare about your ^C#mcolor or your ^Dcreed I will judge you for no ^Ereason ^{A N.C.}[At this point, Tim "realizes" that he's made a mistake] ^N.C.[The song begins again with the full lyrics.]