Tim Minchin - Confessions

I^F#7 believe that wo^Gmen have the right to wa^Alk the streets at n^F#m7ight w^Bm7ithout being afrai^Em7d for their liv^Des ^F#7I believe that w^Gomen have the right to choose what ha^Appens to her bo^F#m7dy Without suff^Bm7ering the jud^Em7gement of the conserv^Dative right And^F#7 I believe that w^Gomen have the right to we^Aar the clothes they like Wi^F#7thout being treated like dirt^Bm A^Bm7nd I think ^Gwe men are pathetic how we s^Aeem to judge aesthetic As the me^F#m7asure of a woman's wor^B7th

^GI'm ashamed on behalf of m^F#my se^Bmx for making ^Emwomen^A feel like o^Dbjects [Chorus] Fuck I love boo^A9bs though, I just really l^Dove them Fuck I love boo^A9bs though, I just wanna ru^Db the^D7m They're just s^Go jooby, they make me feel^Edim7 groovy I would r^Dather watch boobs than a m^B7ovie Be doop be ^Em7doo, I j^A7ust really like bo^Dobs

^F#7I believe ^Gpeople are entitled to ^Abasic human ^F#m7rights ^Bm7Whether they are r^Em7ich or their po^Dor ^F#7I believe a ^Gworld where no children are ^Astarv^F#m7ing ^Bm7Is a world worth ^Em7fighting ^Dfor ^F#7And I try to ^Gremind myself, even when I'm ^Astruggling ^F#7How incredibly lucky I ^Bmam ^Bm7And I don't think it's ^Gok that the luxuries I ^Acrave ^F#m7Should come at the expense of my fellow ^B7man

^GI'm sure I could give a ^F#mlittle ^Bmmore to a^Emlleviate the s^Auffering of the ^Dpoor. [Chorus] Fuck I love boo^A9bs though, I just really l^Dove them I don't really ^A9mind if I am behind, below or abo^Dve th^D7em They're just s^Go jubbly, they make me fee^Edim7l lovely I'd rathe^Dr own boobs than a ^B7pub Be doop be ^Em7doop doop doo doo ^A7doo, I really love ^Dboobs.

^F#7I believe the that ^Gplanet we live in is a ^Aliving ^F#m7organism ^Bm7And we must ^Em7treat her ^Dcarefully ^F#7I don't think we can ^Gassume we can just go on ^Aconsu^F#m7ming ^F#7Her resources^B7 indefinitely.

^GThe earth's not a bottoml^F#mess p^Bmit, and we can ^Emall do our ^Alittle ^Dbit. [Chorus] Fuck I love boo^A9bs though, I just really c^Dare for 'em They're equally^A9 fun when they're aged 21,^D or o^D7ctogenarian They're just s^Go flappy, they make me fee^Edim7l happy I'd rathe^Dr eat boobs than a bap ^B7 Be doop be ^Em7doo, I j^A7ust really love bo^Dobs.

Evolutionary^G6 theory says bosoms are but^Atock-like protrusions Des^F#migned to tempt men in situ^B7ations when They ca^Gn't get a glimpse of your b^Aum I ^F#7find such hypotheses d^Bmumb, it's like the one^A that says Li^Gpstick is for making y^Aour lips look more Like the l^Dips of a h^Aappy vag^Bmina ^A Since they s^Gaid that I can't l^Edim7ook my great aunt in the ^Aeye ^F#7Why'd they have to say that, oh why^Bm? ^{A G} From that fi^Grst little suck of colo^Astrum ^F#m7To the grope of the the nurse in the old p^Beople's hostel We're ju^Emst fuck^Ding mon^Gkeys ^G#dimin sh^Aoes And ^DIei ^{Bm G} Will al^Aways love bo^Dobs ^Bm i Will a^Glwa^Ays love boobs^D