Tim Minchin - Bruce

^CmA single slice Or even two, Bruce… ^DbMight have been nice, But even you, Bruce, ^CmHave to admit Between you and it ^DbThere's not a lot of difference in size.

^DmHe can't! He surely can't! He surely can't! You are the man ^D7Bruce!

^EbHe’s quite elastic! ^{C F}He’s fantastic! Look at him go! ^D

^GmAnd we made a bet This must confirm, Bruce, ^AbBut we all suspected You have a worm, Bruce, Or maybe your la^Gmrgeness is A bit like a TARDIS - Co^Abnsiderably roomier inside.

^AmHe can't! He surely can't! He surely can't! ^BbYou are the man, Bruce! B-R-O-O-C^B-E!

^CmBruce! The time has come ^DbTo put that tumbly tum to use. You produce^Cm, Bruce, Fantastically enthusiast^Dbic gastric juice.

^DmEat it up. Lick it up. Suck it up. ^DWhatever you do, don’t chuck it up, And muck it up! ^EbCome on, Bruce, be our h^Cero! ^FCover yourself in chocol^Date glory! ^GmBruce! You’ll never again be subject to abus^Abe,

We should call a^Gm truce, Bruce. With every swallow you are tight^Abening the noose.

We never thought it was possi^Fble, But here it is coming tr^Bbue. We can h^Gave our cake and eat it too!

^CmBruce! The time has come To put that tumb^Dbly tum to use. There's no excus^Cme, Bruce.

I think you'll w^Dbant your trousers loose. Oooooh! Stuff ^Dmit in. You're almost finished. Bruce! You’ll fit it in. ^DWhatever you do, just don't give in. Bruce! Don't let her win! Bruce! ^EbCome on, Bruce, be our hero. ^{C F}Cover yourself in choco^Dlate glory. ^{Em F} Go on, Bruce, do it!

^GmBruce! You’ll never again be subject to^Ab abuse, For your immense caboose. We should call a truc^Gme, Bruce. Just one more bite and you’ll have ^AbCompletely cooked the goose. We never thought it was possible^F, But here it is coming tr^Bbue. We can h^Gave our cake and eat it…

^CAaah...A^Abaah...Aa^Bbah...Aaah^Bb...Aaah..^Bb. GO ON, BRUCIE!