Tim Minchin - 15 minutes

^C By now we thought that there would be Jetpacks and fl^Dmying cars Robots to do the cleaning ^Fup for us And help with the ^Cshopping ^C We'd all be famous for bit That's what Andy W^Dmarhol said Thought we'd all get our ^Fcoloured head Well the truth would ^Crock him

^AmHe may be surp^Am/G#rised To wake up and f^Cind That we have weaponi^Dsed humiliation

^F In the future, every^Gone Everyone will ^Chave Their 15 minutes ^F 15 minutes of ^Fshame 15 minutes where ^Gthey are unforgivable^C

^C Pick up your pitchfork and your torch We'll go hunt the ^Dmmonster down But keep an eye out for un^Feven ground We'll turn on you if you ^Cstumble ^C Don't need perspective or a heart Leave humili^Dmty at home Welcome to the glasshouse, hope you ^Fbrought your stones Are you ready to ^Crumble?

^AmI am scared to wr^Am/G#ite Anything that ^Cmight Upset my own ^Dtribe but never mind, 'cause

^F In the future, every^Gone Everyone will ^Chave Their 15 minutes ^F 15 minutes of ^Fshame 15 minutes where ^Gthey are unforgivable^C

^BbIrredeemable^{F/A Fm/Ab}Inexcusable ^Cscum Fit only to be ^D7strung up In the village ^Gsquare ^GI will see you there

^AmI am scared to ^Am/G#say Anything that ^Cmay Be taken the wrong ^Dway, but fuck it, baby

^F In the future, every^Gone Everyone will ^Chave Their 15 minutes ^F 15 minutes of ^Fshame 15 minutes where ^Gthey are unforgivable^C 15 minutes ^F 15 minutes of ^Fshame 15 minutes where ^Gthey are unforgivable^C

^Bb/CIrredeemable^{F/C Fm/C}Inexcusable ^{C Bb/C}Unforgivab^F/Cle, ^Fm/Cirredeemable^{C Bb/C}Inexcusabl^F/Ce ^Fm/CUnforgivabl^Ce, ^Bb/Cirredeemabl^F/Ce ^Fm/CInexcusable^{C Bb/C}Unforgivab^F/Cle, ^Fm/Cirredeemable^C (lyrics slowly fade out) ^Bb/CInexcusabl^F/Ce ^Fm/CUnforgivabl^Ce, ^Bb/Cirredeemabl^F/Ce ^Fm/CInexcusable