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Tim Minchin - 10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins from DVD: So Live! [Chords] B[b9] x24542 C#dim7 x45353 E/F# 2x2100 E/G 3x2100 E/G# 4x2100 Am7 x02010 D6 xx0202 B/C x34442 or x3444x Ammaj7 x02110 Am7add13 x04010 Emmaj7 021000 Em7 020000 Em6 042000 Cmaj7 032000 Em/Bb 012000 E9 020102 Dbadd#11 x4302x Dadd11 x5403x [Intro]

^Em So you're gonna live in Paradise, ... with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins.

[Verse 1] [4/4] Em B B[b9] B So you're gonna live in Paradise,

With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred ^Emvirgins, B B[b9] B So you're gonna sacrifice your life For a ride on a UF^CO, And when the ^C#dim7Lord comes down with his ^Dshimmering chariot of ^Esa^E/F#lvati^E/Gon, ^E/G# ^Am7You're gonna ^D6be the first to ^Gknow, ou^Boh. ^C ^B And so if.^B/C.. ^B

[Bridge 1] [7/8]

^EmGod was there from the very ^Cbeginning He invented men and ^Dwomen, Then He also invented ^B7wanking, Then He said wanking was ^Emsinning. So if I'm feeling ^Crandy I'm not allowed to hand-^Dshandy, But having sex with my ^B7family,

[Chorus 1] [6/8]

N.C.

that is just fucking ^Cgreat. It's ^Ball there in Ezekial ^Em8, Just befo^E7re He opens up His big pearly ^Amgate, And ^Ammaj7says that it's a ^Am7sin Am7add13 Em To take it up the date, ^Emmaj7Even if it's ^Em7great, Even ^Em6with your cowboy ^Cmate.

B B/C B B B/C B B E |--------------------------| B |-5--4---------------------| G |-------5--4--2-4-5-4------| D |---------------------5--4-| A |--------------------------| E |--------------------------| [Verse 2] [4/4] Em B B[b9] B So you're gonna live in Paradise,

With a ten-foot cock and few hundred ^Emvirgins, B B[b9] B So you're gonna sacrifice your life For a shot at the greener ^Cgrass, And when the ^C#dim7Lord comes down with his ^Dshining rod of ^Ejud^E/F#gemen^E/Gt, ^E/G# ^Am7He's gonna ^D6kick my heathen ^Garse, ou^Boh. ^C ^B So if you.^B/C.. ^B

[Bridge 2] [7/8]

^EmCover the bodies of your ^Cwomen Everybody is ^Dgrinning, Because black is so ^B7slimming, Though it's not great for ^Emswimming. But it gives you an e^Crection, With the increased sexual ^Dtension, What with the U.V. pro^B7tection

[Chorus 2] [6/8]

N.C.

That is second to ^Cnone. You'll ^Bfind it all in the ^EmQuran Just ^E7next to the bit that justifies ^Amguns, And ^Ammaj7says that it's a ^Am7sin Am7add13 Em To take it up the bum, ^Emmaj7Even if it's ^Em7fun, Even with per^Em6mission fr^Com your mum.

^Em So you're gonna live in Para^Bdise With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred ^Emvirgins, So you're gonna sacrifice your ^Blife For a shot at eterni^Cty, And when the ^C#dim7Lord comes down and I^D haven't done my ^Epen^E/F#ance,^E/G ^E/G# ^Am7He's gonna ^D6disembowel ^Gme, ou^Boh. ^C ^B

You say that^B/C... ^B If I.^B/Eb.. ^B ^Bm ^B/Eb

[Bridge 3] [7/8]

^EmStumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watch^Cmaker, That a muffin presupposes a ^Dbaker, So you must agree sooner or ^B7later, That this proves that there's a cre^Emator. So if I put my foot in a ^Cstinker, You'd assume the existence of a ^Dsphincter, Thus you don't need to be a great ^B7thinker

[Chorus 4] [6/8]

To coclude that God's a ^Cbum, Which ne^Bgates the words of Genesis ^Em1 Which ^E7made Him out to be so much ^Amfun, Un^Ammaj7til Adam suc^Am7cumbed Am7add13 Em To temptation, And ^Emmaj7then His only ^Em7son Got ^Em6nailed to a ^Amgum, Or the ^Ammaj7Middle-Eastern e^Am7quivalent, Am7add13 Em Which suggests that God's omniscience Is ^Emmaj7nullified by His am^Em7bivilance, Unless it ^Em6turns out that He's ^Amimpotent, And if ^Ammaj7God can't get a ^Am7boner, Am7add13 Em I guess that explains the plethora Of huge e^Emmaj7rections in His ^Em7honour - Because we ^Em6all know a steeple's just a ^Cmaj7subconscious compen^Emsatory manife^Em/Bbstation of a huge stiff ^Ampenis Still He ^Ammaj7tells us that it's ^Am7heinous Am7add13 Em To stick a penis up your anus, ^Emmaj7Even if you're ^Em7famous, Even ^Em6if you're good at ^Ctennis.

B B/C B B B/C B B E |------------------| B |-5-4--------------| G |-----5-4-2-4------| D |-------------0-1--| A |------------------| E |------------------| [Verse 4] [4/4]

^Em So you're gonna live in Para^Cdise Witha ^B7ten-foot cock and a few hundred ^Emvirgins, So you're gonna sacrifice your ^Clife For a ^B7ride on a UF^CO, And when the ^C#dim7Lord comes down with his ^Dbig stiff^Dsus4 slippery, rod of ^Ejud^E/F#gemen^E/Gt, ^E/G#

[Outro] [6/8]

^Am7I'm gonna ^D6be the first to ^Bm7go, He's gonna ^E7send me down be^Am7low, He's gonna ^D6whip me like his ^Ghoe, You really ^E9think so, Am7 D6 G C Dbadd#11 Dadd11 G I'm gonna be the first to go.