Tim Hawkins - Troubleshooting

^AI was sittin’ star^Ein’ at my monitor ^{A A}My computer locked-up^E, once agai^An And I ^Dread all them manuals, cover-to cover ^{A E}Rackin’ my brains to find out what the problem was, and then I c^Aalled the help desk numb^Eer that they gav^Ae me And the ma^An said “I will help yo^Eu, troubleshoot.”^{A D}That gave me an idea, I hu^Ang up that phone ^EThen I grabbed my 12-gauge, right off the wall I’ll ^Edo some problem solving on this thing once and for ^Eall

And I have^D no trouble sh^Aootin’ this computer I do^Bn’t need tech support to walk me t^Ehrough ^DYeah it’s time I shoot it, there’s no need to r^Aeboot it ^D It’s ^Atime to bust a cap ^Ein this CPU ^A

^DCome on runtime-error, go ahead an’ make my ^Aday If ^BBill Gates was standin’ here, I smack his f^Eour-eyed face

Now if yo^Au think I have an ^Eounce of patience ^A I’m te^Allin’ you, you better n^Eot, hold your breath ^A Cause I’m gonna lo^Dck an’ load ‘em Tell ‘em I’ll^A send in the mode^Dm An’ giv^Ee this thing the real Blue-Screen-Of-Death

And I have^D no trouble shootin’ thi^As computer I ^Bdon’t need tech support to walk me t^Ehrough ^DYeah it’s time to shoot it, there’s no need to re^Aboot it ^D It’s ^Atime to bust a cap, in thi^Es ^Apiece of...Micr^Dosoft Windows It’s ^Atime to bust a cap in ^Ethis CPU ^A