Tim Hawkins - Pretty pink tractor

^EWell my Old John deer finally broke down ^BUsed it everyday drove it into the ground ^F#mso i went to get a new one way uptown ^Ambut I was out of luck cause they were all out ^Eso i found a used tractor on craigs list ^Bthere was no picture but i couldnt resist ^F#mseemed like a good deal but now i regret it if ^Amyou wanna know why go take a look at it

^EI got stuck with a pretty pink tractor ^Bgo take a peek its out in the pasture ^C#mPeople make fun but it dont matter drives ^A2real loud so you cant hear the laughter ^Emakes a sweet sound when you turn on a corner ^Bflowery canopy when it gets warmer ^C#mwhen i think about i just get madder ^A2I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor

^Ejust when I thought it couldn't get no worse ^Bmy daddy came by Sunday after church ^F#mhe said son don't you listen to them big mouthed jerks ^Amand if people make fun hit 'em with your purse

^Etake em on a ride on your pretty pink tractor ^BGonna take a picture, wanna show my pastor ^C#msure all the family will want to take a gander ^A2so I'm gonna show em your pretty pink tractor ^A2tella tubby cover on the seat ^A2it's like a redneck sesame street

^EPlays real soft when you turn on the corner ^Bbarbie would drive it if she was a farmer ^C#mwhen i think about it I just get madder ^A2i got stuck with a pretty pink tractor ^{E E}think I'll go to ^Btown and ^C#mtrade it in for green or brown ^{A2 A2}who want's my pretty pink tractor?