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Intro: E-------------------------------|E B-------------------------------|B G----10-8-----10-8--------------|G D----10-8-10--10-8-10------5-5--|D A-10-------------------1s-3--3--|A E-8----------8--------3---------|E
CBlack socks,Bb no shoes, chuggin cans of Fmountain dew CT-shirt, boxer shorts, BbImma lazy boy Fwatching sports And Geatin cheetos just as fast as I can C (1 count) Might as well face it I'm an old white man
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CWork hard, pay the bills,Bb call my buddys fire Fup the grill CHot dogs, baked beans,Bb love handle spillin Fover my jeans GAnd swattin flies with the back of my hand C (1 count) Might as well face it I'm an old white man
CShut this, close that,Bb get your hands off my Fthermostat CFlat screen, golf clubsBb, makin payments on a Fnew hot tub GAlready spent my retirement plan C (1 count) Lord have mercy I'm an old white man