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Capo: 2 Tuning: E A D G B E
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When theE day has begun Put someD of this on RogaEine D If you gEotta bald spot DWanna keep what you got RogEaine D E
Your hairliEne It's declinDed And you shiCne B RogEaine D E D
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D#Don't cG#ome in my yard no mA#ore D# You'veG# ruined my lawn befA#ore D# WhatG#ever you kids are looking A#for D#Hey! Don't cG#ome in my yard no mA#ore D# G#
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Bb Girl, to dance with you is my favorite thing, yeah, uh-huh So wEbhen I hit the floor I really feel the paBbin, yeah yeah, uh-huh ah-huh
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F[Chorus] a put onEb my, my, my, my, my orthopedic Bbshoes just to boogie with you, yeah F I'm gonna put oEbn my, my, my, my, my orthopediBbc shoes just to boogie with you, uh-huh
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JelClo aG7gain, JelClo I always eG7at JelClo Am I loFve that jDmiggly tGhing yoAmu do And yoDmu make lunch great I can haG7rdly wait JCello
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MyA buddies and me WeBbdim7re once wild and free Now Bmwe ain't doing so great UseEd to go down And E7tear up the town But now weAre all in bed by eight. Our paArties are fewer And wereBbdim7 sipping Insure InsteBmad of our glass of champDm7agne ENow when we get together We just talE7k about the weather And Eall we ever do is CompE7lain
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'Cause Aall my friends got hip replacements Cause theyA slipped and fell in their garage or basements We'rBme old and pale Our bonesE are frail AYeah, years ago we were still in bases Now we spenAd our time having wheA7elchair races 'BmOh, all my friends EGot hip rAeplacements
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Am On a dark country highwayE7, cool wind in your hair G Warm smell of a corndog Drising up through the air F See a sign in the distance, Csays "We're open all day" Dm If you walk up to the entrance,E7 it's where you'll hear me say
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F I'm a greeter at a Walmart inC California YE7eah I work the door,Am at the Superstore FI hand out stickers at a Walmart Cin California WherDme my vest is blue, E7and my hair is too!